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@daveypretension.bsky.social

He/him. Battleship Pretension/The One Where I Met Your Mother. Seeker of Fortunes/Connoisseur of Great Wines. http://letterboxd.com/DavidBax/

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You don’t know you’re so money, that’s what makes you so money

10.08.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The One Where I Met Your Mother: Season Eight, Episode Five: β€œThe One with Rachel’s Date”/”The Autumn of Breakups” battleshippretension.com/the-one-wher...

10.08.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Favorite new-to-me movies, July 2025:

Buck Privates
Bunny Lake Is Missing
El
Night of the Juggler
Stroszek

07.08.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Labubu is what a French person calls a small injury

06.08.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

So me to quit smoking right before cigarettes become cool again

06.08.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œIt’s all for you, Jeffrey!”

05.08.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, my question is, where do normal-ass Angelenos go these days for a night out on the town? The bars at CityWalk used to be open till 2am! Or do people just not do that anymore? Is it a post-Covid thing? Is it a "young people don't drink anymore" thing? Feeling way out of touch with the world rn

03.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I saw Superman at CityWalk last night (great movie). We wanted to get a drink afterward but found out that all of CityWalk closes at 10pm now (and those are extended summer hours even!) We had a similar experience a while back after a show in Hollywood...

03.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the wrongest but most persistently repeated bits of general cultural wisdom is that analyzing or deconstructing comedy ruins it. Comedy is art and deserves the same level of thought and critique as any other art form!

02.08.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.08.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8679    πŸ” 5156    πŸ’¬ 195    πŸ“Œ 399

Diciannove: The joke of this movie is that the desire to β€œfeel seen” exists even among people who are just the worst

02.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, after the episode, I realized that was the better needle drop and I should’ve mentioned it

02.08.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The One Where I Met Your Mother: Season Eight, Episode Four: β€œThe One with the Videotape”/”Who Wants to Be a Godparent” battleshippretension.com/the-one-wher...

02.08.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Either of these movies would make a good companion piece to All Light, Everywhere

02.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Between this and The Perfect Neighbor (which is supposed to be coming to Netflix later this year), the everything-is-recorded nature of our present world is crashing into cinema in a stark way

01.08.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2000 Meters to Andriivka is an astonishing achievement. Manages to make essentially a thrilling war genre picture out of an almost entirely found footage documentary while also cracking the code of how to make an anti-war thrilling war genre picture

01.08.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this movie makes $200 million or whatever is considered a lot for a movie these days

01.08.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Naked Gun (2025): Fuckin’ home run, man

01.08.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What are some good songs about getting a cool shoeshine?

01.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please miss me with those β€œDonald Trump has a revulsion to suffering” takes

31.07.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Sparrow in the Chimney: You might have to revoke my arthouse provocateur fan club card because this sucks. Been awhile since I’ve felt this out of step with the rest of cinephelia. The only thing the movie provoked in me was mocking chuckles

31.07.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLeft-leaning” is a euphemism for closet conservative

31.07.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIFF 2023: Shoshana, by David Bax battleshippretension.com/tiff-2023-sh...

30.07.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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34. To Kill a Wolf (Kelsey Taylor)

29.07.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Home Video Hovel: You Can Count on Me, by Rudie Obias battleshippretension.com/home-video-h...

29.07.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

RIP youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY?...

29.07.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are literally no Billy Joel songs that are good but somehow they’re all better than β€œWe Didn’t Start the Fire”

27.07.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I would win the Long Walk easily

27.07.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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