greta theft autumn

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

my 31st game of the season

big night for us sickos

58 degrees in a mostly empty target field is colder than it actually is

FALL OUT BOY FOR FREE??? GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

i love the Minnesota Twins and i love @2007warpedtour.bsky.social and @mntwinsrachel.bsky.social

i’ve been sick for a week since i got back from seattle where i saw mcr 😭i should be seeing fall out boy tonight but noooo

i’m unfortunately sick and not there so it’s killing me but YES PATRICK IS ONE OF THR REPLACEMENT JUSTIN PIERRES

@2007warpedtour.bsky.social has broken my brain so that when I hear the song FEIN by Travis Scott and Playboi Carti I only hear BEAN BEAN BEAN

i was working 😭 i’ll have to rewatch the game when i get home

FOREST LAKE RESIDENTS RANKED:
1: MATT WALLNER

DEAD FUCKING LAST: PETE HEGSETH

i’m at the corporate office so that’s why i know too much

game hasn’t been called yet and i came over here because i had special duckie news to share

only two locations are owned by corporate and both are within like 3 miles of each other so that’s why participation varies so much

customers insist employees do it because if stores follow the guideline, customers are supposed to get a free blizzard if it’s not flipped or if it falls out

not a manager but the policy is up to the franchise owner. we get complaints about it all the time because people don’t like it when the employee says no when the customer is like “dance for me! NOW!” and the response i send basically says “too bad, following that is up to the franchisee”

photo of a mallard hen sleeping on bright green grass with her multiple ducklings

massively important update from my brother who works at wirth

not that i’ve seen

well yes of course! goldy booped me at the twins game yesterday and it wa sa higher honor than getting my degree from the u

well yes of course! goldy booped me at the twins game yesterday and it wa sa higher honor than getting my degree from the u

the gay twins lost on straight pride night

KING SHIT

i can’t believe an actual real mayor follows me on twitter and he’s emo

the minnesota twins have twin sets of geminis who share the same birthday lol ok

IT WAS ALWAYS

what if anthony edwards woke up one morning and decided he wanted to go by tony

joemaxxing was the key to win #7

1-0 when i hang out with @haydena51.bsky.social at twins games

why is he kinda giving jaden mcdaniels