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A coffee table book but it’s all footwear that looks like vacuum cleaner attachments

No more 10-12ft fake skeleton BS. I want to see 30ft ones. I want to see street closures & ICE raids blocked due to absurdly large skeletons

Photo of the USPS commemorative Good Night Moon forever stamps.

We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.

Skipped right past authoritarian rule and went directly into military dictatorship

This is what sleep paralysis feels like

Everything corrosive to democracy starts out with this “some officials are worried” headline and then proceeds to get perpetually worse.

Happy #solstice

Dude's wanted a military parade for himself for years and he finally makes it happen and turnout is worse than at a medium sized city's farmers market on a rainy day while like 2% of the entire country went out to protest his bullshit

To say “Los Angeles” aloud—with sensibility for those words, its origin—is to understand how outrageous this situation is. We are witnessing the seeding of a police state.

2025’s tombstone will read: “Experts have expressed concern”

“…the plan all along has been to be able to get rid of U.S. citizens by creating a “Schroedinger’s box” where anyone can be sent but where once they are there the U.S. cannot get them back because they are “in the custody of a foreign sovereign.” Chris Geidener, Law Dork substack

Join your local protest on April 19th. Spread the word.

Senator Cory Booker concludes his record-breaking Senate Floor speech after 25 hours

Massive applause for Booker

Incredibly disappointed in your leadership

Poem by Michael Rosen, 2014

Really annoyed to be living in the stupidest time ever

If Valium isn't helping you sleep, have you tried listening to the soft sounds of Chuck Schumer expressing outrage on the Senate floor?

2025, the year satire became obsolete

Respect to news outlets but I’m trying to only microdose reality right now

LA residents: JimMcDonnell, LA Police Chief, announced there is a new phone line dedicated to reuniting fire victims with lost pets. The number is 213-270-8155 #lafires

Fuck aaaaaalllllll the way off

NYC= loads of caution tape & safety cones surrounding a single broken jar of pesto in a grocery store.
#LA a windy road, no guardrail, a sheer cliff, and a faded out sign that might be trying to say “rattlesnakes”

Riding the train once again

Egger’s #Nosferatu is part Bram Stoker’s Dracula, part original Nosferatu, with a dash of The Exorcist. 100% terrifying, lustful, stylish. Be sure to get a tiny Christmas sarcophagus- tiny rats within!

I could move my annual exam to January but why miss out on the holiday cheer?

had a dream that I was in a dark theater & Trump came slinking down the aisle, bent over my seat and whispered: “Call me Donny”. Next 4 years are going to be interminable

Just me or is “Cyber” Monday is the only time cyber is used to describe anything anymore?

"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."

Thomas Mann

Sign on public storage building with lights burnt out in several letters, leaving “Public rage.”

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

We live in the stupidest time imaginable