I'd say "get well soon," but you won't. Had it for more than a month. Make sure you're hydrated and getting plenty of sleep.

Your cats let you have snacks?

Hey! That's not a fair statement and is completely OVERSIMPLIFYING the issue!

They hate the second, fourth, eighth, tenth, and nineteenth amendments too. A lot more are on the bubble.

I guess kids will just have to research on the internet instead. Surely there's nothing offensive to find there!

Yes. It was only released on YouTube because the FCC expanded the fair use clause to cover broadcast television talk shows in January.

Idealism is fun, but in the real world, we have to choose between two shitty parties. And yes, one is significantly better than the other while still sucking. Your "both sides"-ing doesn't fix a thing. Do it in the primaries. That's what I'll do. Anyway, I'm done with this conversation.

Yes. Dude. You're right. Is that what you wanted to hear? You know what my "team" doesn't do? Threaten to annex Canada and Greenland, for starters. Also, build massive prison camps for its own people who don't the the line.

MAYBE Pritzker gets the nomination. But misogyny, racism, and homophonic still exist, so I'm being a realist and expecting my choice is going to be limited to one of these straight white cis men.

They're flawed, but they're better than any candidate I can imagine the Republicans putting up.

I will support AOC in the primary, because I believe she is the best hope for this country. She will lose the primary, because she is a WoC and too far left for most voters. Then I will support Gavin Newsom, because he will win the primary and is the safest choice to beat the GOP candidate.

I've just noticed certain trends with the DoD budget, y'know?

The same thing we do under every Republican regime, Pinky: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

The DOW is over fifty-thousand dollars! Why are you still asking me to do my job!?

That's correct, Stephen. And to a rational person with a human brain and conscious, that might indicate that maybe, just maybe, y'all took things TOO FUCKING FAR.

So transparent!

Best Fable 2 mod ever.

tHeY hAvE a MaNdAtE!

And the knowledge that, if I discovered I had pancreatic cancer, my options would be 1) die or 2) be penniless for the rest of my life, makes me wanna go back to pirate-y times.

Jewish-coded goblins who control the banks and only ever think about money; justifying slavery as being better than freedom; a rich, trust-fund hero whose dad was an insufferable bully to the "different" kid. SO "liberal."

Or it could be that JK Rowling is a TERF.

I mean, putting people in prison is just what we do here anyway, right? Might as well keep it up and win back our allies.

In retrospect, he probably shouldn't have bought that Gestapo jacket.

"Stop calling us Gestapo!" he pleaded with the public while wearing a Nazi-inspired coat.

Everyone in Minneapolis, including the police, wants ICE to leave. Therefore, it's THEIR fault ICE officers shot an unarmed VA nurse 10 times.

This the logic of Vice President JD Vance.

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Then he should probably stop doing Nazi shit.

He did post that picture with a red lightsaber...

That just didn't sound right.

A newscaster saying "goodnight and good luck," reminds me of Howard Handupme in the closing line of the series finale of Dinosaurs, which implies they're all about to go extinct.

Take from that what you will

Playing without the wrist strap was fine until my first experience with Wario Ware, which was at my girlfriend's grandma's house, above her glass-top coffee table, when the game told me to "DROP IT!"

Honestly, just take Kennedy's name off it entirely at this point. It can be yet another institution bearing Trump's name that he's mismanaged into bankruptcy and shutdown.

pokemon red/blue screencap - the player is looking at the tv in their home. the subtitle says “There’s a movie on TV. Four boys are walking on railroad tracks” referencing Stand By Me