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@erraticstatic.bsky.social

electric scatterbrain, levantine in the diaspora, married mama, neurodivergent nerd, dog cuddler, servant of spoiled cat, illustrator of bizarre beasts, fan of cartoons & cosmic horror, former veterinary nurse, and tired oh so tired LVL 39 ✡️🏳️‍🌈 עם ישראל חי

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Latest posts by erraticstatic.bsky.social on Bluesky

a cloudy, deep apricot summer sunset over our Mississippi neighborhood

a cloudy, deep apricot summer sunset over our Mississippi neighborhood

burning feels in me, burning sky tonight

#battspix #photography #sunset

30.07.2025 01:41 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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oh here's a bread bakin' #Skoosh for #whiskerswednesday 🐾

30.07.2025 22:52 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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Blunderbass kitty

13.07.2025 14:17 — 👍 1346    🔁 293    💬 8    📌 0

😅💛

06.08.2025 09:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it did! btw sending you all the gentle hugs and good vibes, you deserve to feel better already

06.08.2025 09:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel ya 🙃

06.08.2025 09:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

c'mon hurry it up

this is an EMERGENCY

dowse that passionate flame before it consumes me, and my brain (and all common sense) spills out of my ears 😵‍💫💦

/4am vent over

06.08.2025 09:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oy vey can someone PLEASE grab the nearest fire extinguisher and put out this 🔥BLAZING INFERNO🔥 this instant!!!! 🚒

06.08.2025 09:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it can't come soon enough 🫠

06.08.2025 03:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh I'm not alone, got friends I'm talking to nonstop about this lol 😅

but yeah, thx for the kind vibes

06.08.2025 02:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if you don't know me long enough to know what this is about, you're probs not the right person to vent to about this. but I do appreciate the thought! todah 💛

06.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

she had a great first day! thank you 💛

06.08.2025 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like I'm losing my damn mind and will 100% explode into a puff of electric confetti if something doesn't happen soon

I just need to get this over with already so I can return to being myself

your girl is suffering here, bigtime 💔

06.08.2025 01:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and no I don't mean killing me, lol

nothing of the sort (iykyk)

06.08.2025 01:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

will someone, ANYONE, come put me out of my misery already??? 😭

06.08.2025 01:18 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

sorry it's a bit belated but

💖 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 💖

somehow we're still here, eh? (I'm 39)

05.08.2025 22:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

todah yote 💛

05.08.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the zapling's first day of school 😭😭😭

05.08.2025 18:43 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

ditto

05.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Skoosh the tuxedo cat asleep on his favorite rocking chair. yes, he really was sleeping like this!

Skoosh the tuxedo cat asleep on his favorite rocking chair. yes, he really was sleeping like this!

the same tux cat, now flopped on his back on the sofa

the same tux cat, now flopped on his back on the sofa

y'all this cat is not real 🥺

#skoosh #catsofbluesky

04.08.2025 17:51 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

yup

05.08.2025 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ughh what 🤦🏻

05.08.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fish are inherently cute.

01.08.2025 19:25 — 👍 285    🔁 56    💬 10    📌 3

I getchu 😅

I have a feeling the same will apply to where I am now, but we'll see!

04.08.2025 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

srsly tho:

a decade plus ago I actually met a handful of really cool folks in both NYC and Israel on fetlife, we ended up meeting in person and becoming friends/playmates and they were chill peeps!

but of course there are a LOT of nasty creeps on there as well--gotta watch out lol

04.08.2025 21:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it's like wading into an overgrown swamp that is also a minefield, but contains a few priceless gems hidden deep within the muck

04.08.2025 21:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

stumbled across a certain profile on fetlife that I'd completely forgotten about lol

04.08.2025 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I was born in 1912, but didn't get out much until the 1980s. Now you can easily find me just about anywhere. I travel a lot for business and pleasure.

I was born in 1912, but didn't get out much until the 1980s. Now you can easily find me just about anywhere. I travel a lot for business and pleasure.

omg

04.08.2025 21:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

logged into my fetlife account for the first time in like 5 years lol

04.08.2025 20:34 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

bump for the blahs (in a blah mood rn, so this doodle is accurate)

04.08.2025 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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