@evilwizard.bsky.social
EVIL! FUCKING! WIZARD!
im so confused by its formatting this is so different for a 4 or 6 thousand year old wizard
30.06.2025 03:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0AHHH I FORGOT I HAD THIS APP
28.06.2025 03:10 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
23.05.2025 02:41 — 👍 19 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
just a few short days after i hatched from my wizard egg, my mom made a homunculus of wet clay. funny little guy. she named it “better kid” —we called him BK for short. now he’s the urn i keep her ashes in. happy mother’s day!
11.05.2025 14:37 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0ATTENTION BLUESKIANS: you are receiving an INFERIOR QUALITY version of my posts. to experience my genius in its PROPER CONTEXT, you should download TUMBLR, an app that DOESN’T WORK, and follow ONLY wizards and “TGIRLS”
11.05.2025 03:47 — 👍 49 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0i can only assume that stands for Loathsome Rasping Poltergeists
02.05.2025 19:37 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0the king just told me my jester subscription is going up by 2 bucks this month. fuck this. im just gonna hire some pirates to kidnap him
01.05.2025 15:03 — 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0i will soon be releasing a new type of hog with gravity-type powers. enjoy da world
30.04.2025 21:27 — 👍 30 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0like can anyone else see him
27.04.2025 23:02 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0it’s hard being a beloved niche internet celebrity when you have no job no skills no talent no family no friends and some sort of wailing ghoul that follows you and portends dark futures
27.04.2025 22:57 — 👍 36 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0i will darken these blue skies
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