Baseball Gregg

Love is also so normal and grounding

The Mmm Mmm Mmm song where he sings about Lorena Bobbitt

🎶🎵Young and dumb and full of cum
The girl from Ipanema was hung 🎵🎶

Oh ewww

He’s feeling himself and that’s cute

My two favorite tags in Oakland have been buffed :(

1) on the ground by lake Merritt someone scrawled “Fuck Oppenheimer the movie suck my dick

2) above the urinal in the lucky grocery store bathroom someone scrawled “Raymond said there was sperm on the toilet we were 6 years old”

Never forget

I don’t understand what you mean

same

There was one of these billboards in Oakland that was like “notice that nobody is protesting Myanmar and the Congo,” basically admitting that Israel is doing genocide but with the subtext that’s it’s antisemitic not to let them

I think since he was a brand new teacher he was just like “I’m sorry your for you loss!”

Since I was an 8th grader writing it I'm sure my teacher (first year teaching, had probably been teaching for about 3 weeks) knew it was fake and was like "yo what the hell?"

One time in 8th grade I had to write a true, personal story, and so I made up a fake bullshit story about a kid who lived nextdoor getting run over by a car and dying, then I kicked a ball over the fence and when I hopped the fence the dead kid's brother was back there alone sobbing.

Oh so that’s what that move was about

As a high school teacher can confirm cis-boys and lesbians have the hardest-to-read handwriting. It’s all big and scribbley. Cis-het-girls vary from slightly messy but legible to perfect. Trans boys all have perfect handwriting.

In traffic converting back to Catholicism

Isn’t this the same publication that just a week ago said Justin Bieber had “T-Boy Swag?”

I used to spend hours walking down stairs but now it just takes minutes thank god

Love is awesome and huge and kinda scary

Lowkey same

Watching rhythmic ice dancing now and it’s so cute and dorky and, most importantly, there’s a move called a “twizzle”

Watching women’s hockey, wondering if any of these ladies might be gaaaaay 🤣🧐🤭😏 #HeatedRivalry

Getting my dick sucked in the baking aisle AMA

*me and 6 other gays, I’m here too

The grocery store on Super Bowl Sunday is awesome it’s just be and 6 other gays being gay the produce section is popping off

I’m sorry friend, this situation is just shitty and sucks

Nevertheless, she persisted 💪

Sometimes you get sooo tired but you still have to shower and brush your teeth before bed :*(

Oh yeah your right, then yes ghosting is fine (I’m a Gemini moon)

Disagree if ghost is like, don’t show up to a specific meeting that’s different

Agree if by “ghost” we mean stop responding to messages.