Emil “Unc Tifa”

Comment from youtube user [@]alexandruivan13: "Because of a few idiots, the whole world has to suffer" Reply from yours truly: "-- A History of Civilization, 8,000 B.C. to Present"

I'm usually not one to wade into the YouTube comments section but I'm pretty proud of this one 😇

The *frames* were wooden but—

I know 🙂‍↕️

He also has GW’s wooden teeth

THEY ARE BOTH MADE OF FRUIT LEATHER

Took me a while to track this down but it’s very much worth it because you’re right, shitting oneself to death is VERY American President-coded

One week to bring him back.

Why Is Trump Strangling Cuba? How Miami elites may be behind the current blockade causing a humanitarian crisis in Cuba.

"Why Is Trump Strangling Cuba?"

How Miami elites may be behind the current blockade causing a humanitarian crisis in Cuba.

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It’s true, he united both left and tfel, right and thgir

President James Dale (Jack Nicholson) in Mars Attacks! (1996)

President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in Dr. Strangelove (1964)

The President of Earth (Robert Picardo/The Doctor) in Star Trek Voyager (1999)

OBABO, PresiserP fof UnitinU

I’m being told that today is President’s Day in America. Using only images, who are some of your favorite presidents? I’ll begin,

YouTube video by TonySoprano Christopher Kills Emil Kolar - The Sopranos HD

Took me until my 20s to get into The Sopranos, but when I finally saw this scene I literally jumped off the couch and screamed “HOLY FUCKING SHIT” 😂 never felt so vindicated LOL youtu.be/RBF7e_vwOKQ?...

Sometimes (often) people will write an email to me that begins ”Hello Email,” and that’s permissible because it’s a funny unintentional double-entendre

“But the Dow is over fifty thousand,” I gasp weakly, like a nonbelligerent observer of a fight in Dragonball Z

tHis iS wHy wE dOn’T hæV fRee hEaLthCaRe*

*elections
*childcare
*college
*guaranteed retirement
*UBI
*public transit
*affordable groceries
*housing
*anything, really

Natalie Lose more like it

Without even acknowledging the awful take, I think anyone using “hubbub” and “IIRC” in the same post is insta-ban material

LMAO 💀 got his ass

This is a calculated strategy. They saw what happened in MPLS when people took to the streets to help their neighbors, so now they’re purposely employing perfidy against civilians (banned under the Geneva Conventions) to send a message: stay inside, don’t help your neighbors, or else

There Will Be Burping

Everything about this track is perfect IMO

the two-tone guitar riff calling back to those super horny old funk tracks (“Sex Machine,” e.g., or “Use Me”)

over a violently slapping boom-bap

overlaid with a sassy gospel chorus

capped off with that goofy psychedelic synth outro

Just 😘🤌

YouTube video by Outkast - Topic Happy Valentine's Day

If you can’t get down with André 3000 on a day like today there may be something clinically wrong with you, in my professional non-medical opinion

youtu.be/b5HyMZdrNLY?...

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

I can’t find the original tweet but Al Green’s official Twitter account retweeted this in like 2019 and said “Who did this???????”

As they taught in grammar school, “A before B and also before C, especially with words that end in -ICE”

“These Silicon Valley guys all read Ayn Rand and then stopped reading after that” 😭💀

The diagnosis by Rep. @rokhanna.bsky.social is obviously both disturbing and unsurprising but god DAMN that’s a sick burn 🔥🔥🔥

Full vid here btw, it’s good youtu.be/vHqnK0nfiSo?...

Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh, doing the “How about that” face after not killing a guy because he won a coin toss

will not rest until these illegal ICE activities are illegaler

Photo from a parking garage of dickhead’s car with a veterans license plate, leaving me all of 10 inches between his fatass car and mine to get in the driver’s side door

Never have I more seriously contemplated putting sugar in someone’s gas tank

If I were just a little bit more of a fat schlub I would have had to climb over the passenger seat to get in LOL

The UT professor who thought child rape was an appropriate subject for academic discourse

This evil fuck 🤢