emil 🎅🏼 “Lebanezer Scrooge” 🎄

“Hot Breakfast Beverage”

Captain Jean Luc Picard photoshopped into a black tanktop and playing a BC Rich Warlock guitar Test reads "DARMOK & JALAD AT TANAGRA SEPTEMBER 1991"

Ed’s talent for impressions is immensely powerful. Whenever I hear him on Chapo and he suddenly breaks into a Trump or a Thiel I have to check whether it’s actually an audio clip

My father is running all of our Thanksgiving photos through through the Adobe “comic book” filter and while I generally despise AI aftereffects, this one of me and my mom is actually kind of adorable 😌

Incontrovertibly 🙇🏻‍♂️

Good morning! Please enjoy these plants under a foggy window

EEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍

I've been laid on my ass with the flu since Monday, still working 9-10hr days to keep pace with this massive scientific conference on Friday. Just found out the registration API is broken and we don't know who's attending. Full moon tomorrow. Running a 101.7* fever. Will be drinking later. Cheers 🥃

This is perfect because I’m physically 38 but mentally 8,321

There are tons of elder Millenial comrades like me who ditched TV decades ago and get the majority of our “broadcast” news in the form of YouTube commentary like David’s. The fact that YT has completely scrubbed them from the algo is FULLY INSANE

Oh. Never mind, they’re back now.

Todd? Todd, are you okay? Is that bl— OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD

Oh god. Oh fuck

I changed my handle and apparently this caused all my posts to disappear??

The attorneys at Corporate made a SERIOUS oversight (I’m looking at YOU, Todd). Our branding team is going to be tied up for WEEKS on this shit

They left us when we needed them the most 🫥

Proposed: UsTube

1) User buy-in at pay-what-you-can pricing
2) 100 likes per month, each at 1/100th of your monthly buy
3) Public matching for likes on creators you subscribe to
4) Ads can be purchased by subscribers only

Pie in the sky I know, but put this in your “After The Revolution” file

They’re definitely suppressing you and all the other Leftist Mafiosi. I’ve figured out that not just liking, but actively adding your vids to various playlists, will keep you guys reliably in my feed, but like… I watch ONE Streets of Rage parody and all I see for days is Sega nostalgia vids 😵‍💫

The fact the the sketch drawing in the sketch drawing looks more like him is really something. I don’t know what, but it’s something.

Cum Town The Cum Town Podcast. Subscribe to the Patreon for premium episodes not listed here.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! THEY CLEARED IT OUT 😭

Anyway here’s the sad husk on.soundcloud.com/uBDLqx7kWBrr...

I still have the SoundCloud app on my phone because it’s the only place where I can find this one awesome set of mixtapes my friend posted in ~2015. That and the complete CumTown archives are worth it

An important corollary: there are a ton of Dems, both Party figures but also a depressing number of lib voters, who still “feel” that Arab/MENA & Muslims sank Kamala’s campaign (obv we didn’t). I’m constantly running into these dipshits and I have no doubt they want to see us punished

The very fact that they’re incapable of changing their stance on any of the racism and cruelty is the reason why they’re so desperate to make it seem like the economy is good!

They’re probably more scared of the jobs numbers being released than anything in the Epstein Files LOL

*note: punishing us won’t solve any of this country’s problems.

Punishing Party Dems, however …🤑

These are the same worthless people who ALSO haven’t said shit about the ICE deployments in Dearborn.

I suspect a lot of Party Dems are fine with it because they still think Arab/MENA Americans need to be punished for 2024

«Le Cubisme»

Him vairrah eepy

Usually it’s a solid 5/10, but this one’s on the Real Punjabis Would Laugh At Me level LOL. My wife is in that stage of pregnancy where everything gives her heartburn so 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m confident it’ll be bahuut acchha-hai nonetheless 😋

His eyes are burning (just like mine) from the chopped onions, but my sweet boi is committed to learning my Aloo Gobi recipe 😸

OHHHHHHHH!!! 😵💥💥☄️🏆🏆🏆

How in the everloving fuck does one cite ChatGPT in MLA format 🫠

hell-tier blunt rotation

You WOULD say that because you’re a true poet yourself 🙇🏻‍♂️