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I heard mixed things. Is that worth watching?

Yeah I assumed that’s what happened! Good god! Is season 3 like this too?

The quality dip from season 1 to 2 is shocking. All the energy and personality sucked out, violence and brutality muted. Everybody now talks in that dramatic whisper way of typical “prestige” TV. Disappointing.

IT'S CALLED POKEMON COOP. SHORT FOR POCKET MONSTERS. CAME TO THESE SHORES IN THE MID-1990S.
NIFTY LITTLE FELLAS EMERGE FROM SPHERICAL OBJECTS KNOWN AS POKEBALLS. THEY CAN WAGE WAR FOR YOU BUT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT THEY ARE OUR FRIENDS.

Gangs of London is dope as hell. Fucking brutal too. Why am I just learning about this show now? You guys gotta tell me about these things. 😁

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

love my nephew but his birthday is really cutting into my Noah Caldwell Gervais Alan wake video viewing time

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

a woman sits at a table in front of a sign that says amc ALT: a woman sits at a table in front of a sign that says amc

Pluribus? More like Pluribyes! Amirite? Rhea Seehorn and Vinny Gills kicking ass again. Get on board now, kids. It’s gonna be a wild ride. Or don’t, your life is your own.

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

Andy Richter tweet "Look at those pussy nerds dressing in costume to see Star Wars" - guy wearing his fave NFL team's jersey to sit in a bar & watch a game

Happy 10th anniversary, @andyrichter.co

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Roddy Ho is the best character on television in this era of man and machine.

This is my mom’s. It’s just two solid stainless steel pieces so no hinges or screws to get messed up in the dishwasher. America’s Test Kitchen approved it apparently. She said she got it on Amazon but I couldn’t find it. 🤷‍♂️

Catching up on the new season of Slow Horses. Five seasons in and it’s still so good. This show breaks my brain because now all I want to watch are British spy thrillers, but none of them are as good as Slow Horses.

YouTube video by Film Addicted LITTLE PIG | Horror Short Film

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Here’s a horror (super) short I re-edited as a lil spooky treat. Hope you give it a whirl (it’s only 25 secs!) and even more, I hope you enjoy it! #filmsky #filmmaking #scriptsky

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One time I shot a short with Robert Englund and he spent the entire time we were at lunch giving me and anyone else who would listen advice on how to get good deals on plane tickets, car leases and furniture.

Just a little spooky fun fact for you.

Y'all, as a kid who grew up food-insecure, plz don't do this. There is nothing more demoralizing as a little kid than being reminded of your family's poverty. We looked forward to Halloween bc it was the 1 chance to be like every other kid and get access to treats the food banks never gave out.

One of my favorite movies. I watch it every Thanksgiving. Peter MacNicol and Christine Baranski are such fucking monsters.

“Don’t you want to help me realize my vision?”
“You’re writing is puerile and underdramatized. It lacks any sense of structure, character, or the Aristotelian unities.”

The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

agent: the movie is called rounders & you’ll be playing a russian mobster.
john malkovich: my character will have an accent suggesting that he is from mars.

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

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Maybe we just put a moratorium on big beefy guys running for office. Unless it’s literally Reacher. I’d vote for Reacher.

“One tattoo: Nazi Totenkopf”
“I didn’t know it was a Nazi symbol!”
“One credit card receipt for: Nazi tattoo, right pec, signed by…Graham Platner”
“This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby!”
“One book: ‘My Nazi Tattoo and Me: This Sure Is My Bag, Baby,’ by…Graham Platner”

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN