Flares Brian

That’s a ban from the supermarket then.

Sorry!

Supporting the Arts, innit.

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Just waiting for the right time

I'd give that a go.

What's in the pie?

Nigel a la pumpkin 🎃

Chelsea and Rangers ?

The cat will go for your soft fleshy bits first, well you know, if ...

The refurbished Lincoln Bathroom in the White House

Jail the pedo cunt

Thank fuck for that, so they plan on sacking you and not paying any redundancy. Well done, that’s smashing.

I got 80 million pounds.

Had one last week

Hello

Cough, cough, cough, it's Chris, cough cough, won't be in today, cough cough double cough, not sure what's going on.

It sounds like you have a cough.

Cough, cough yeah could be.

Line goes dead.

*sighs.

Take the skin off it and fashion a Womens torso from it and get a series on Netflix

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

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The village people

Had Dai the gas round last night to service the fire and boiler, good lad is Dai.

Wait till you start licking your own arse

A House of Dynamite on Netflix.

Scarey as fuck!

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Splendid

Stunning.

You're talking about raping kids. Any legislation that prevents that can only be a good thing

Who robbed the Louvre

Ted would take a lot of bumming, think LS would have given 2nd thoughts about taking him on.

Weird fuckers who work with me bought this for me as they reckon I've gone soft as I've got older

Straight up, exactly the same thing happened to me, the delivery was made today