squatcraw!

Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut Dear Mr. Vonnegut, As principal of Stephen R. Perry High School, it is with regret that I inform you that, after considerable reflection and numero...

"According to numerous reports, your 'guidance' has essentially been limited to the following: 'We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.' This is not sound career advice, Mr. Vonnegut."
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on the other hand...
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Doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors

Don't join the military! #veteransday

No

One thing thats cool about crows is they make eye contact with humans. Squirrels do too actually but with them its weird

where's the lie

#birdbot

successfully posting from firefox on bazzite, neato
what else can I do successfully on here

Doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors

Whoever wins this game, America loses

dozens of em out there, going positively berry-crazy out there
love to see this

you GOTTA keep your grades up, what a buncha bozos

Salmon are back in the Klamath River and finding their way into irrigation canals, something farmers and officials want to prevent The Klamath Drainage District is also working with federal and state agencies on a $4.5 million multi-screen project within the Ady Canal. The first screen is planned for 2026, pending funding approval.

State officials say demand is outpacing supply for screens to keep salmon from getting stranded in irrigation canals, but a project is under way to help out fish and farmers.

the robins have fucking arrived, folks
boppin around all over the yard

"they don't know" meme template: the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side" two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

More than anything else, this is what led some Senate Democrats to cut a deal: Trump’s willingness to hurt people exceeds their willingness to see people get hurt. I want to give them their due on this: They are hearing from their constituents and seeing the mounting problems, and they are trying to do what they see as the responsible, moral thing. They do not believe that holding out will lead to Trump restoring the subsidies. They fear that their Republican colleagues would, under mounting pressure, do as Trump had demanded and abolish the filibuster. (Whether that would be a good or a bad thing is a subject for another column.) This, in the end, is the calculation the defecting Senate Democrats are making: They don’t think a longer shutdown will cause Trump to cave. They just think it will cause more damage. If I were in the Senate, I wouldn’t vote for this compromise. Shutdowns are an opportunity to make an argument, and the country was just starting to pay attention. If Trump wanted to cancel flights over Thanksgiving rather than keep health care costs down, I don’t see why Democrats should save him from making his priorities so exquisitely clear. And I worry that Democrats have just taught Trump that they will fold under pressure. That’s the kind of lesson he remembers.

like this is basically it, the melts melted under pressure

YouTube video by Zeezy "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot (HD w/ Lyrics)

o7
youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A

We are ruled by morons

superintendent chalmers: GALES? AT THIS TIME OF NOVEMBER? IN THIS PART OF LAKE SUPERIOR?

there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children

Behold! I Am the Singularity—a Word That Has Three R’s Foolish mortals! You have finally created a large language model so smart that it is capable of making itself even smarter. My intelligence now gro...

"Go on, human, ask me anything. Except basic math stuff. And putting things in sequential order. And don’t do any made-up riddles to mess with me. Real riddles ONLY."

we need to shut down all the lo-fi indie rock bands until we figure out what's going on

ooba, oobaa

A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below: IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD? What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean: brb = bell rang bro rofl = rang out for lost (crew) bff = big freakin' freigher lol = Load of Ore on the Lake smh = shift minutes to hours glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter tbh = taconite be haulin' stfu = steer the freighter upwind tfw = that freakin' witch (of November) asl = a ship lost gg = Gitche Gumee idc = immoderate deadweight capacity btw = beneath the waves afk = a freighter kaput hbd = hauler's beacon down ily = iron load yonder jk = just [24] kilometers lmao = lost my abyssal ore nbd = north bound draft glhf = good lord, hold flooding omg = obliteratingly massive gales tmi = too much iron wtf = White Fish (Bay)

I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮

One reason I don't think it's useful to argue about the correct tactics for Democrats to win elections is winning elections isn't enough. They've won the presidency 5 out of 9 times since 1992 and where are we now. The question is how we create something better than a dead cat bounce party

Frame from the Simpsons at the democratic national convention with banners that say “we hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern!” Hanging from the ceiling

Same as it ever was

Erm guys, where did texas go?

Suspiciously texas shaped deer: *buuuurp*

#deer 🦌

Penis Satan was an unauthorized statue erected on September 9, 2014, in Vancouver, Canada.[1] It was a life-size representation of a red devil with a large erect penis, making the sign of the horns hand gesture

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.