VHS

well they took my fucking phone case off my phone too

I mean great feature but bruh

fucking pulls over

1 minute after, CAR CRASH DETECTED

thank you Google pixel

Man thought I was on TRT when I mentioned testosterone.

like oh buddy, you've had two trannies in the house and thought you only had one?

Not me dropping the fact I'm trans on the wife's father in the middle of The Telstra.

LOL

She is just projecting her pain so

mine

my sister was claiming I was being love-bombed before the first time they both met

My family is annoyed that I want her to move in with me already.

I feel like my head would roll if I out a ring on it

fuck I got animorphed by my pronouns

So fucking wild that I got top surgery on the 22nd of May, and a girlfriend on the 11th of August.
3 Months after..

And now the settlement for my house is done on the 17th of November....
3 Months after..

ALL THIS?? IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS FROM TOP SURGERY?

Here is a block list for them bsky.app/profile/best...

doxing myself

a white background sticker on a white surface. the sticker has text and a cat in a bunnings team red shirt and green apron. the cat has a bunnings snag in one hand, the other hand is on its waist. the text on the top of the sticker reads, "NOTHING BEATS A" the text on the bottom of the sticker reads, "BUNNINGS SNAG"

Using the insulated cup I brought from work, at work, with a funny sticker about my workplace.

one black and white cat drinks from the sink as the other patiently waits her turn

sink girls :)

so true bestie

@amagire@mastodon.social elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

its like gooning but for pensioners

6,7 is funny to you??

7 literally ATE 9 you sicko

Things will keep changing. You won't be stuck with these problems forever.

Things will keep changing. You won't be stuck with these problems forever. #SelfHelp

You already know who

good idea

refer to my other account

Would you… love me?

#va11halla

not me questioning if I do treat her well as she sleeps next to me... after we cuddled

How is that a perk for you thooo

a close up of a cat with its mouth open and a mouse in its mouth . Alt: a close up of a cat with its mouth open and teary eyes

I just want to be contacted about the keys to the house

What perk do I even

yet you love me <joking>

missing my shitty ad riddled mobile games