Dan Haun

I don't think any single piece of information has ever radicalised me like reading the statistics on how many women have their husbands/boyfriends dump them because they got a terminal illness diagnosis

Rinse and repeat for the foreseeable future.

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I'd err on the side of caution here. But I hope you can take heart knowing your kore ingredient will keep.
Feel free to throw any rotten vegetables at me.

It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane

A six panel comic. In panel 1, a yellow warbler says "Hey, so I'm going to go out on a limb here". For the next four panels, it hops down along a branch. In the last panel, at the end of the branch, it sings a little song. I'm sorry.

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass

Oh man, good luck.

Bars.

Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free

JUSTICE FOR GUMMO

A pile of ruddy duck stickers. The duck is drawn so that it appears to be swimming in water. Ruddy ducks are reddish in color with a black tail, black head, white cheeks, and a sky blue bill

Surprised my ruddy duck stickers aren’t more popular, but I like them. Thinking of not reprinting more once these are sold out. You can get them here if you like ducks! www.thornwolf.com/shop/p/ruddy...
#BSNM #SciArt #Birdsky

Perhaps the most profound lesson the past decade has taught me is that in the presence of uniformly unpalatable options in my life, try to find one that gives you a reason to laugh.
I bought stickers to help me see my stuff until my eyes are better and they say "FOR RECTAL USE ONLY"

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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A red envelope with the word "husband" on it, placed upside down on the keyboard of my desktop computer.

My wife has given me a Valentine's Day envelope addressed to "pudq'snH," which any true devotee of Star Trek will tell you is a Klingon term of endearment, meaning "The One I Will Kill Last," introduced in the classic Next Generation epis-

What?

(flips envelope 180 degrees)

Ohhhhh riiiight got it

what i'm trying to say is everyone should watch Connections (1978) with James Burke

Spot on.

I have weird little goblins living in my brain and I endorse this message.

• X-Men is about civil rights. If you didn't get that, you didn't get X-Men. • Black Panther is about civil rights. If you didn't get that, you didn't get Black Panther. • Captain America literally fought the Nazis. He is the embodiment of fighting the alt-right. If you didn't get that, you didn't get Captain America. • The Empire in Star Wars is fascist. The Rebel alliance is Anti-Fascist. If you didn't get that, you didn't get Star Wars. • The Punisher isn't meant to be a role model for police or armed forces. So much so that the writers of The Punisher made him actively speak out against it in a comic. If you didn't get that, you didn't get The Punisher. • Deadpool is queer. He's pansexual. Fact. If you didn't get that you didn't get Deadpool. • Star Trek is about equality for all genders, races, and sexualities. As early as the mid-60s it was taking a pro-choice stance and defending women's right to choose. One of its clearest themes is accepting different cultures and appearances

I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s absolutely perfect

On his TV show, Jack Benny plays a contestant on Groucho's "You Bet Your Life" Program. That's Irene Tedrow in between the two masters. This is just a trea... Jack Benny vs. Groucho 1955

I always laugh at the skit he and Groucho did where Jack (in disguise) and a partner were on “You Bet Your Life” and Groucho’s question was “For $3,000, can you tell me how old Jack Benny really is?” youtu.be/3wNK1Jt4JLg?...

people joke that everyone buys milk, bread, and eggs ahead of snow to make french toast, but really it's to make an edible igloo

Keep having nightmares I'll be snatched off the street and wake up emceeing the Golden Globes

That immediately reminded me of this. The Butts Match!

Gonna say it's probably okay now for stores to start putting up Christmas decorations

Remind me to post a good pun later