Ray Robinson

Henry had an episode tonight. He's still connected to one of his previous owners, and he apparently was in pain of some kind. It took half an hour to level him out. I'm glad we could be there for him.

Considering his lack of eloquence, saying nothing is actually an improvement.

Dear President Stephen Miller,

Homegirl made your puppet Donald Trump and herself look like fools. You gonna let that stand?

Time to take her to the gravel pit.

Ray the Em-paw-th Record yourself asking your dog questions, and I deliver what they respond.

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Henry just had a tumor removed from his back, so he's on my mind right now. Here is some info on our big dog.

When I die and go towards the light, I'm going to sneeze in God's face. If he doesn't bless me, I'll be very disappointed.

Ray the Em-paw-th Record yourself asking your dog questions, and I deliver what they respond.

empawthray.mayhem.my/blog/the-lif...

Learn about the dog that helped me realize what I can do.

Ray the Em-paw-th Record yourself asking your dog questions, and I deliver what they respond.

My first blog post, on how I learned that I'm "em-paw-thic":

empawthray.mayhem.my/blog/paw-talk

Fully embracing the term "psychic" instead of merely empathic or animal communicator. I know things about my dogs' past there is no other way to know. Questions encouraged!

Trump's record of watching it all burn down while his subordinates beg him to do something remains unblemished. Re: J6 riots

Trump Tariffs prove that the US is a mob restaurant being burned down for the insurance money.

America's military command can be paralyzed by a hacker that takes down Signal.

Anyway, enjoy your Monday!

Instead of getting 14 year olds to join the workforce, Florida should just conscript the tourism industry. It's not like they will be needed in their current jobs anymore.

Question I posed to my wife, an IT professional, who confirmed it's plausible: what if it WASN'T Waltz that added Goldberg to the Signal group, but Anonymous posing as him to alert us to its existence? That way, a journalist would break the story, protecting the hacktivist's identify. #whiseyleaks

Fine, Pete, we won't call them "war plans" if it makes you happy. We can go old school and call them "unlimited police action plans". #whiskeyleaks

I'm still trying to determine if this is great, or terrible, advertising for the Signal app.

facebook.com/events/s/as-... I will be performing with the Cliffnotes of Insanity at this special fundraiser. Come storm the castle with us! #princessbride

Since Cybertrucks start at $80,000, it's not the low or middle class boycotting Musk. It's wealthy people. And I seriously doubt we are preventing them from buying them. They just hate the guy too!

My all your shams rock today!

You know, Trump's right. I should stop boycotting and buy a Tesla! I don't have 80 thousand dollars available though, so I guess I could pull it out of my 401k...

...OH WAIT...

Transgender mice were bred to...feed the edible cats in Ohio...I GUESS!!?!?

Musk retreated faster from the Daily Show interview than his hairline before implants!

"Assassinate" is reserved for elected officials and important people. He's just gonna be dead - no fancy word for it.

It's pronounced "choke-her"

Musk went on Rogan's podcast, saying he thinks he might be assassinated.

What an idiot. That word is for elected officials and VIPs. He'll just be plain ol' un-alived.

Fucking toddler

You can see Dodger instantly go from happy to focused once the treat is ready to fly. Henry was ready long before the camera caught him. #dogs

They don't have rules, so neither should you. Hire a dozen armed security with battering rams, force your way into their space, shackle them and haul them out. Let the courts figure out the legality of it at their normal pace of two years from now. Fire with fire!

Useless fucking congresspeople, now half off!

Which one, Nigerian scammer - I can't do both!