Tony, Supervisor at Nubby's Number Factory

You are about to get Cuomo'd (dumped out of office by a raging pile of new voters who went through all of the hassle of being able to vote entirely to have a place to put their newfound hatred of you and what you represent).

Chuck Schumer's next post on this website might well be the most ratio'd post to ever exist here.

No needy person has ever stolen food from a grocery store, I'm pretty sure. I've never seen it, at least, and nobody I know has either.

They would never kick an own-goal and get rid of their valuable asset like that!

The Americans are the odds-on favorites for destroying basic dignity but you can never truly count out the English.

Techslop advertorial is the only thing Kevin Roose knows how to write. An absolutely unserious buffoon who shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone more clever than a ham sandwich.

The "buzzing" is people correctly identifying a scam product. Known mark and slop-shill Kevin Roose, inexplicably still employed by you, seems to be the only one dumb enough to not recognize an obvious scam product.

If folks like this were my pastors growing up instead of mean, crusty, elderly assholes I might still bother with going to church!

Canada under Carney has practically given up on ecology.

This reminds me of the Australian consumer affairs show The Checkout. It was on ABC and I saw it through YouTube. Very Leslie Knope-kinda thing (affectionate) that taught people about their consumer rights. It was cute!

McKinsey stooge, waste of breath. This bum should be out of the 2028 running before he even starts.

It is a real problem that Chuckles is too senile and stubborn to take a hint, yes.

I may be missing the point here, but the fact that a multi-bullion dollar investment is generating hundreds of plays on its content bodes very poorly for longevity.

Y'all are really desperate for us to pretend that the most electric electoral campaign since 2008 was no big deal. It's not working.

There is a conservatism in the kind of reverence for past results that a lot of liberals seem to have. Trailblazers don't blaze trails forever! Politics should not be about individual glory! We need people who don't think of America as a giant Stratego board!

My workplace is led and majority-staffed by women. Only trouble I've ever had was a embittered old man trying to strong-arm me (and my boss subsequently stomping him into oblivion for it).

Not being creepy is the easiest job I have ever had.

I appreciate that he's willing to call out the Party elite. It definitely feels like consultants have overtaken the NDP and the entire lot of them need to be evicted.

Optimism, straightforward promises, and listening to people--that's the way of the future.

I'll settle for a candidate who doesn't think the job of a politician is getting elected, but someone who has paid rent in the last 10 years would be a bonus.

Did you see a mirror or something?

My bigger issue is the network rather than age. Too many senior Democrats are waiting for "their turn" and have forgotten that their job isn't to get elected but rather to actually serve people.

You gush for the Country Club Democrat who helped drive the party into oblivion and were silent when the future of this party delivered a stunning electoral result two days ago.

Stop looking backwards or get out of the way.

I know you are a man of God because it takes a supernatural amount of tenacity to read this drivel. I've been roasting the headline for a half-hour now and gave up about three paragraphs in (using a mirror because I'm not giving these ghouls a click).

Jeffries is already (metaphorically) bleeding out on the side of the road. As the "fresh blood" of the Democratic country club, Hakeem seems destined to shut the lights on the old boys' club he was too late to the party to join fully.

Stayed long enough to become the country club morass that ultimately lead the party to ruin. Pelosi is the embodiment of why public office should be a duty and not a career. With any luck other elder Democrats will read the same tea leaves and bow out gracefully.

She stayed long enough to embody an out-of-touch country club of antiques and has-beens after a remarkable career.

Do Schumer next!!

She sees the writing on the wall. We're sick of the plugged-in old boys' network and we're going to boot the lot of them out if they don't take the dignified route and retire on their own.

Cope and seethe, failson brunchlords!

Nice sexist shit-piece this morning, too.

I bet your people are fuming about having to write this stuff. It's delicious. While we're here, why did you emdash into the fact that Mamdani's transition team is women?

Seeing as "sourcing" slop required the theft of millions of pieces of media to even be possible, I doubt this is true. Try again!

lol