Rick Rocket

Criminal or crazy? J/k, I know which word you meant. 😂

I used to think that Trump and Vance were at the pinnacle of being an obtuse, insufferable asshole, but I was proven wrong today. Pam Bondi is now the new standard for that. How embarrassing is it that this monstrosity is the AG of our country? I am truly shocked at how horrible she is.

Just for clarity, this guy is not a Sultan. There aren’t Sultans in the UAE. The royal family are called Sheikhs. This guy’s first name is Sultan, pronounced Sool-tahn. He is a big time businessman in the UAE, but not specifically royalty.

These fools have never been to a Muslim country. Even Abu Dhabi and Dubai are not what these idiots claim cities in Texas are becoming. Islamophobia is lazy and stupid.

The Patriots might get shut out tonight.

I tried to buy happiness two days ago, but the crawfish were already sold out.

Someone stole your chance to develop as a freak. Tragic. 😀

Fantastic musician and an even better person. An example to follow.

Starfleet Academy is a surprisingly great show. I’ve always been a Star Trek fan, but this show hits a little different and I really like it.

I live in Texas, but I saw some ads on a Kentucky local station and Republicans there do it also. It’s crazy. There is one woman in the Houston area who brags about being endorsed by Trump and Ted Cruz. Who is more unpopular than those two idiots?

It might have been caused by exposure to chemtrails.

In China, there was a company that neglected safety precautions when producing toothpaste and several people died because of it. The company CEO was tried and executed. A little extreme, but it sure would deter these idiots from poisoning us.

I got a job offer recently for a job in Abilene and I declined it specifically because there is no way I am ever moving to Abilene. That being said, this Abilene Paradox is super interesting to me and I will use it in my teaching of Operations skills.

I will definitely vote for whoever wins, but I am not sure which candidate I like more. They are both seem very good to me.

Laporte!!! 🤣

I forgot about Arian Foster. He was the man. Decent rapper also.

Westwood Mall

I have a Brian Cushing jersey and a JJ Watt jersey. I’m not embarrassed about those purchases. I would be with just about any other player except maybe Andre Johnson.

This wins the Houston internet for today.

Matt Schaub would have played better than that QB abomination. Just horrible play two weeks in a row. The defense can only do so much.

Same

Pitchers and catchers in three weeks. Football is dumb.

NRG Stadium is too close to the Astrodome. Apparently, that site was previously a sacred burial ground, so all sports teams that play in that area are cursed.

This is exactly what I mean about Houston sports.

Oh well. Football is stupid anyway. Pitchers and catchers in three weeks.

This game is over. I hate that I predicted it to go exactly like this.

I told my Dad, “if we win this one game, there’s a good chance we could go to the Super Bowl.” The next thing I said is, “There is no possible way we are going to win this game.” Houston sports will be the death of me.

More like CJ Schaub, amirite? #Texans

That quote itself is disqualifying for me.