Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦

Short term pain for long term pain, more like.

Needs more shit dropped from a fighter jet to really make the point

“Customers” are the lowest priority

Loved that show

He’d be great but too bad he’s so down in polls

*every then and now*

Nachos and WWE are the new Bread and Curcuses

The Back Beach Boys.

The Red Hot Chili Monkees.

ZZ ABBA.

They’ve been wanting to avenge Nixon for ages.
That and the Civil War

God, even if I was one of his supporters I couldn’t see how this would motivate me. It’s indecipherable. It’s babble.

Future generations will use this as a psychological test

Smedley Butler - Wikipedia

Where’s Smedley Butler when you need him.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedley...

And they are coming north of the border to Canada up here too, and infecting politician discourse with their cancerous bile

Good. Burn them all

That may be, but I’m still gonna steal “a couple of beers older”

Just like the Epstein files right?

It goes back to the pilgrims and the aggrieved entitlement they brought with them.
Trump is the ultimate personification of it.

Banana and tangerine

America feels like a gun store, five minutes before opening on Black Friday.

He will not be mourned

He will be “avenged”
He will be made a martyr and a cause and a justification.
He will be quoted and lionized.

But he will not be mourned
That is his sad legacy.

America is like a teenager driving drunk, angry, and texting its ex.

Stig? From The Rutles?
You bet!

"What does it smell like?"
".....Depends..."

Pretty sure dogs hate him too

Except he's fucking gambling with all us like we're chips his daddy bought to bail him ouf

Something Something fucking for virginity...

Just because you've been told all your life that you can, doesn't meant you actually can.

A *non white* woman, to boot

"Don't tread on me in particular. But that guy? Have at it!"

And it can't handle the truth either

Or his gotta be nightly routine of taking his makeup off.

In his tighty whiteys.