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who needs manufactured scares when your country is basically a house of horrors?

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Festive fun from Halloween to January 6!

time for Taylor's secret message era

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"But we will take an entire week off for Thanksgiving."
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democracy dies in ignorance

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Score! This Air Fryer only costs $29.99 and the soul of democracy

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It’s a BYO lunch meeting

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"What's the deal with human rights?"

The Secretary of Defense criticized emails and virtual meetings as "woke", proclaiming that "the greatness of the U.S. military lies in the ability of leaders to berate their subordinates to their faces."

- @delusionsandchaos

"I have a right to these government shutdown drink specials, same as anyone else!" he yelled to anyone who would listen at Butterworth's.

Also what about Burgundy Scare?

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@commanders #nfl #washingtoncommanders

Elite status for people who don't make phone calls

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@metroforward #wmata

Know your worth💅🏽

"Can't you at least pretend?"

Runner-up: the teleprompter

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I didn't let being called a "slow ass bike" ruin my day.

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It's our civic duty.

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Top 8 DC Sandwich Recipes for Chicagoans Resisting ICE

"It's kind of like the anarchist cookbook, but tastier."

no proof, no report, no problem

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Trump Sues Cherry Swamp for a Bajillion Dollars

"They're a liberal mouthpiece for far left FAKE NEWS ever since the revolutionary war when troops took over the airports person man woman camera tv."

Or ones against democrats

“My followers will love this” 💅

Such great worker bees 🐝 🍯

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Democracy is impotent.

When asked for an explanation, the mayor gave the "up yours" gesture

It's the thought that counts.

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"With all these mass shootings it's too time consuming to both think and pray after each one. We'll do one or the other," House Speaker Mike Johnson stated on behalf of the entire GOP.