a small black pug is curled on the chest of a man lying on his back on the couch. the pug has a pensive look on his little face. the man is wearing a green tshirt and glasses. he's smiling down at the pug.
he is definitely thinking about how he finally tricked me into letting him bite my nipple this morning
12.02.2026 08:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
omg gorgeous!! i absolutely adore black pugs, we got one for our second pug, Otto. a colleague said she thinks her black pugs were cheekier and i think i agree. Sosig looks full of personality too
10.02.2026 07:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
you have a pug now?? i always remember you pugsat Alfie for us once
10.02.2026 07:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
i explained to my friend how i use 25 min timers between my complex and drawn-out medication routine and he nodded and said "congrats, you've reinvented pomodoro timers"
09.02.2026 22:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
what can i say, it's an addiction
07.02.2026 09:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
a pack-a-day habit, but it's Coles gluten free hot cross buns
07.02.2026 09:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
considering submitting to a conference in Japan so i can take a trip there on work's dollar to buy quilting fabrics
05.02.2026 21:37 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
but new team is the light at the end of the tunnel. People have been so welcoming and excited, they're including me in their in-jokes, and even starting new ones with me! I'm so happy.
05.02.2026 08:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i am, however, leaving behind a bit of a hospital pass of a project. i will be spending the next two months trying to make it a bit less of a ... well, a complex risky beast.
05.02.2026 08:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
And I'd like to shout out, once again, how sensible it is to have a clear company policy on how you can rotate within R&D teams on a regular, orderly cadence. It keeps people in the company and distributes very team-specific knowledge across the company. It's so smart and effective.
05.02.2026 08:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
announced my team move today - i didn't realise it was weighing on my shoulders until now!
I'm switching from doing black magic execution engine things to ... well, no one really knows what it is yet, but it's called CoreCD with a team called Modern Deployments, to give you a taste.
Extremely hype!
05.02.2026 08:31 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
this is just the first of many gems i have up my sleeve
03.02.2026 09:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
thread of unintentional sexual innuendo from software developers, overheard and misinterpreted by my dirty mind:
"let's nut it out together"
03.02.2026 07:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
my tattoo artist just called me Rainman because she said "i think we're about halfway through colouring the ivy leaves" and i said "we are, we're at 12.5 out of twenty"
(she was entirely joking and it was funny and also fair)
01.02.2026 04:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
That would at least be funny!
This was sadly just a bit of a headscratcher.
Apparently a Lexus is the status symbol car to have for high net worth individuals, in this book's universe π€·
i mean, it was a terrible book and i didn't finish it for other reasons but the TWO Lexuses didn't help
29.01.2026 06:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
my favourite game to play with my husband?
"guess what car this romance writer considers to be a signal of status and wealth"
anyone wanna guess the most egregious contender?
29.01.2026 06:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
i have an amazing friend/accountant/actual adult who i am essentially paying to be my more-capable sibling in this endeavour. I'm so grateful for her, and i genuinely don't know how I'd tackle this without her.
29.01.2026 04:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
having a parent in rest home care is a part-time admin job.
desperately wishing for siblings right now. even if they didn't do anything, at least I'd have a capable adult as a target for all my frustration
and ffs as you get older and retire, make a plan for your own care
29.01.2026 04:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
i was on the list for shoulder surgery in Wellington for over two years with no hope of it happening and absolutely no communication.
i moved to Tauranga and the whole thing was scheduled and executed within six months. absolutely wild difference between the DHBs
26.01.2026 10:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
love blocking out focus days in my calendar.
i get SO MUCH important shit done while avoiding focusing on the big important thing to do.
22.01.2026 00:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I can't quite believe this happened, I've been offered a ticket to the Australian Open on Wednesday through work.
Developers very rarely are on the receiving end of these sort of business partner invitations and i am SO excited and grateful to be going!
Freaking out about what to wear though
19.01.2026 22:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
don't worry, tiny baby is getting all the pats to console him
14.01.2026 09:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was telling my husband to look at how cute the dog was being, snuffling away at my mouth instead of his usual nose biting. should've known better. something unpleasant is always coming.
14.01.2026 09:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
i just bit my dog's tongue because HE stuck it in my mouth while i was talking, why am i the one feeling guilty??
14.01.2026 09:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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i pretty regularly check my mum's email to make sure she's not getting scammed or missing bills (with her permission) but reflexively delete/unsubscribe from pointless update emails, which I'm sure is disconcerting for a woman with Alzheimer's
11.01.2026 22:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
quilting tools (ruler, rotary cutter) on top of white floral embossed quilting fabric with folded squares of navy and red/white/navy floral fabrics
I went back and forth on the colours for quilt #3 but i think im finally happy with them
10.01.2026 04:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
a square rainbow quilt with a thin white border and a pug heart fox applique on the bottom right corner, hung up in front of interior french doors inside my apartment
Quilt #2 has been completed. So much happier with how this one turned out!
It's now on its way to its new home in NZ, and I'm starting on quilt #3. I would quite like my dining table back for a bit but i want to get the third one done quickly if I can.
10.01.2026 04:04 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
the joys of living in Australia: is it some sort of electrical tool or a particularly annoying cicada
07.01.2026 10:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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