Like it doesn't have to be American slices on Wonder Bread, I ain't give him that at home, but stick to cheddar or colby jack if you want to get out there and white or wheat
children will not appreciate the sourdough with gruyere or whatever
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i post with my heart critical care paramedic, landlord classicide stan, terminally online shitposter "a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself." "at the end of everything, hold on to anything." *no worries*
Like it doesn't have to be American slices on Wonder Bread, I ain't give him that at home, but stick to cheddar or colby jack if you want to get out there and white or wheat
children will not appreciate the sourdough with gruyere or whatever
Yah! Like I don't want my kid eating slop either and they've gotta learn to eat good foods and that's hard in burgerland but I'll push their culinary boundaries at home, if I'm eating out I need the kid to get what he expects
24.11.2025 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0kids are weird little goblins and they for sure do not appreciate that you did like a sesame breading on the dark meat house chicken nuggets
they will just say the nuggets taste funny and then not eat them
if you're a chef and you want to do like your twists on standards and innovate that is awesome, one of my favorite restaurants was a sandwich shop where a guy with a Michelin star just did like next level club sandwiches,
but if you've got one, leave the kids menu standard
It's totally arbitrary too, I have had comments on my posts flagged as rude that completely agreed with me and were very constructive lol
23.11.2025 01:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Huh. I just committed a crime along with my harem of femme fatales but it mostly involves obscure international law and offshore jurisdictions. I don't see how anything could go wrong barring some kind of international spy who is also a prolific womanizer.
23.11.2025 01:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dang it's been a while but it looks like my work rotation will let me visit my family in Carcosa for the holidays
probably too cold to go out on Lake Hali tho but we'll see
recovering from work today, total yinmode, we're yinmaxxing today fam
18.11.2025 20:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"it's not a worm" exactly the kind of thing someone being piloted by a worm would say
17.11.2025 14:41 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0telling my enemies "I hope you have long and fruitful conversations with chatgpt that end abruptly in ways that take your family by surprise"
16.11.2025 01:53 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The weight of the US government is already being wielded against many users here so it's disingenuous to frame it as anything other than personal fears of the administrators.
16.11.2025 01:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It makes me feel very safe using the platform knowing it will fully assist and collaborate with the fascists running my country if those fascists might make things inconvenient for them.
16.11.2025 01:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Someone saying "go jump in a lake" is obviously not a threat with teeth because if it were possible to compel people to jump in lakes fatally by posting BSky T&S wouldn't ban the poster for fear of getting wet lol
16.11.2025 01:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So the death threats and safety rules are only applicable against people who can't actually make good on them. That's a great precedent and definitely not something the users should be upset about????
16.11.2025 01:36 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Because it's the arbitrary application of the rules that is the issue along with a willfully obtuse interpretation of what constitutes an actual death threat.
A random poster saying "you should die" or "jump in a lake" isn't a threat of death in any meaningful way, whereas,,,,,,
It's neat that you're here to carry water for them, will your opinion here change when they don't ban an account posting death threats while posting videos of murders??
bsky.app/profile/brit...
glalie? you mean froslad?
12.08.2025 05:17 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0anemia is an affliction of fairies, that's why you treat it with iron infusions
05.10.2025 18:57 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0eating the tide pods so everyone knows I'm cool but also of a certain vintage
08.10.2025 19:05 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It looks kind there's been maybe 2 chapters since I last looked, truly nobody has ever reached the final maelstrom π lmao
15.11.2025 18:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0did uh it ever get translated past the curse fleet??
I just looked and they're still doing anime lmao has that gotten to the cradle of souls?? shocked they animated past bondrewd lmao
Bondrewd Made in Abyss, "My my. My my my my my my my my my."
my reaction
15.11.2025 16:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't worry I'll get him to recognize and appreciate the classics eventually but he specifically wanted Malua "Caprice" which is like hardstyle lmao
15.11.2025 16:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh man Made in Abyss Jumpscare on the timeline I wasn't ready
15.11.2025 16:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know I'm raising my kid right because he wanted me to put on dance music so I put on "I Will Survive" and he *insisted* it wasn't dance music until I put on EDM
15.11.2025 16:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thinking about it, people are basically mimikyus
just skeletons/ghosts hiding inside costumes
Revelation 13, no mention of a man, crazy that you haven't read this shit, wow, guess you've been seduced by the beast and are following a false image of Christ, sucks to suck
15.11.2025 14:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Then I saw a second beast, coming out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon. 12 It exercised all the authority of the first beast on its behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed.
15.11.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The dragon[a] stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name.
15.11.2025 14:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0mfs would rather text a chatbot instead of literally just praying lmao
15.11.2025 14:28 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0