open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱

Goddamn this is one way to respond to dumb ass rent control arguments

Gearing up for a real Drake/Lamar situation for a campaign lmao

A Charlie Kirk tweet that says "Deport!" with a picture of seven awesome dudes aura farming in front flaming waymos, brandishing a Mexican flag, in front of the big Dale's Donuts sign.

guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever

weirdly this sentiment is a reply to 2 different threads I'm in right now, wow

the poster's heart simply cannot compete in a world of automation, increasingly posters must become authentic, because one simply cannot troll when 90% of posters are bots

you and me, we're survivors. posting true by hand like terminally online John Henrys

wait is this a thing people are doing????

at that point just log off and run a bot and live a life in grassworld and be free, if you're not cut out as a poster, holy smokes

it took like 20 years but that one invective from a random safari/raid victim really came back to bite us eventually huh

also lmao trying to remember what that front page feature was called is how I found out there is no longer in fact a front page?? amazing

I think the high spite move is to follow them entirely so you can start forcing apples or whatever into all their trump posts tho but you'd need to make like a database and ugh I've just never had the bandwidth to enact my highest effort trolls

Trump has FUCKED the apples industry with tariffs which is funny because he's AN ORANGE, I also do not like him!!!!!!1!!!1one!1

Like I should be able to laugh "lol I guess we're just gonna ignore the home rule law" without following "of course all laws in bourgeois government are predicated on the state monopoly on violence and so ultimately fake"

It's real annoying how hard it is to say anything online without having to hedge against people who will come in to state obvious shit

Muppets meet the classics the phantom of the Opera book

what if I told you we already live in the best of all possible worlds

took my family to DC and none of the people we mugged had cash on them

ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

University Blvd been under construction for 20 years with no perceivable progress and maybe getting worse but we need the national guard to patrolb Wisconsin Ave for reasons I guess

they got potholes like tank traps in the district that will just swallow a Camry whole but sure let's put the FBI on patrol to cut down on shoplifting or whatever

glalie? you mean froslad?

okay as a guy who drives through the district a couple of times a shift I'm gonna say I'm all for making the capital great again or whatever but start with funding public works and fixing the roads and shit not putting dea dudes on the mall lmao

lmao I'm not sure what I expected but

I guess a nice thing about the 24 hour workday is it's ez to tell how much of my life is work. I work 24 on, 72 off now, so 1/4 of my life is work. Ez math.

"this room just feels wrong, because of ghosts" "actually the floor just isn't even level and the whole room is an optical illusion"

The psychic is like "oh my God this room is v spooky" and bro is just "man how come nobody can hang a door level"

This skibidi rizzler is 8 no cap Bruh I'm 8

I hope someday this skibidi rizzler realizes his parents loved him enough to give him a cringe birthday

If you think we don't need to look at how Gladio is used as an abusive dynamic that denies the right to be forgotten and causes long lasting discrimination, you are the proverbial gnostic idiot 🎉

my favorite so far has been zorak from space ghost coast to coast

I don't think the dude would actually agree with any of those things either 😤

today's intrusive thought: the voices of various cartoon characters saying "blingo blango! here comes the mango!"

squidward and patrick are looking out of a window at spongebob and patrick in a cage . Alt: squidward and patrick are looking out of a window at spongebob and patrick in a cage .

Me watching all my friends build J while I'm preparing to watch Sneasler put my whole team to sleep in 60fps

I was gonna make a joke about them looking like sticks but nah I think you've got this one on lock

Oh yay, Reg H again on switch 2, can't wait for Sneasler sleeps at 60fps

feel bad for cavemen with poor vision, without glasses it must have been hard to read their phones