Wolf Bain Skyhunter

You know, it really says something that Saddam wrote trashy romance novels. But I never hear about these billionars going
"Fuck it, Im gonna take a few months off and build and paint 5,000pts of imperial guard with titan support and work on a big table to play it on"

And people complained that my system of rolling +/- was difficult.

a cartoon of homer simpson says i sleep in a big bed with my wife ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson says i sleep in a big bed with my wife

Musk: I had my wage slaves create an AI that tells me it loves me.

Me:

Looks like Boycie from Only fools and horses

I volunteer

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

[Telekinetically] "Bap."

3) You have to look after your character. Eating well, keeping clean and getting enough rest gives bonuses to saves (from wounds or magic etc). Good for immersion but also no more poor farmers giving years worth of gold when fresh eggs and a warm barn is the difference between life and death.

2) magic to combine spells to gain effect.
For example a bolt spell to add range, a blast spell to hit multiple people, or use both to make the group over there have a bad day.
Also alchemy uses ingredients to make spells storable, essentially.

An RPG with 3 main appeals to achieve.
1) a detailed but intuitive combat system to use the right weapon to get an advantage.
Aggressive stances to gain bonuses to hit, defensive ones to block or dodge.
Use daggers to get in close to find gaps, or spears to keep the enemy at a distance.

May I perhaps interest you on a project I have been working on?

What's the problem?

When I was in the states on holiday last year I was spending on adverrage $100 a week for myself and my wife. Yes that included soda and treats, but thats not exactly much more, and didnt include evening meals which we would eat out every few days (because holiday).
Now try with a family of 4

Hard men, like the one who voted for brexit, but got irish citizenship so he and his family can live in spain.

Yeah, totally loves britain and is anti migrant.

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Oh yeah I have a Bluesky account
Oh yeah there are five of them now #oc #art

Sexy Wookiepedia

'sexy ascii brackets' just describes ascii brackets in their natural state tbh

Fart is making a comeback — as a shit

TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels. Each panel shows two men: A not-wealthy looking man with shaggy hair and some stubble, and a bald man in glasses, wearing a business suit and tie. Each panel shows them at a sidewalk with grass growing in the background. PANEL 1 Shaggy is wearing a wrinkled collared shirt and jeans. Necktie is wearing a gray suit with a tie with a dot pattern. It’s bright daytime. Shaggy, with his back turned to Necktie, is looking at and poking a smartphone, and, in the helpful way people so often do in the first panel of my cartoons, talking aloud to himself. Necktie is turning to look at, and yell at, Shaggy. SHAGGY: I can’t find a job and I’m out of money… Time to google “food stamps.” NECKTIE: Food stamps are for people who are genuinely poor. If you were poor, you wouldn’t own a smartphone, would you? PANEL 2 A caption says “one week later.” From the light, it appears to be early evening. Shaggy is wearing a plaid shirt and Black pants, and has a backpack; Necktie is wearing a pinstripe suit and a tie with horizontal stripes. Shaggy is looking worried and has a hand on his chest; Necktie is sternly talking to, and pointing at, Shaggy. SHAGGY: I sold my phone, but now I’m out of money again. NECKTIE: So sell your car. No one who owns a car is poor. PANEL 3 A caption says “one month later.” The same two men, on a similar patch of sidewalk. Shaggy is sitting on the curb, slumping. Necktie looks very cheerful. SHAGGY: Now I’ve got no money for food, no phone for job hunting, and no car to get to a job! NECKTIE: Excellent! Now you’re genuinely poor! PANEL 4 The same scene, a moment later. Shaggy, looking hopeful. Necktie grins. SHAGGY: So now you’re okay with me getting food stamps? NECKTIE: Nope! TINY KICKER PANEL UNDER THE CARTOON Shaggy is talking to Barry the Cartoonist. SHAGGY: So how do I get food stamps, anyway? BARRY: Call them for an appointment, then drive to their office to apply.

Genuinely Poor

Reposting because I've added a kicker panel. Thanks to @schraubd.bsky.social for the suggestion!

Read more cartoons! #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! patreon.com/barry

AI people whenever they are presented with the electric bill.

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

a motivational poster of one of Saejima's big soft cat-looking smiles that says: "Never let an unkind world make you an unkind person".

Saw a post on tumblr that said “Think I need a motivational poster of one of Saejima's big soft cat-looking smiles that says: "Never let an unkind world make you an unkind person".” So I drew this 🖊️🦑

Shika (shika) noko (noko) koshi tan tan but at night

Thormundar - Sivean, Jade Moon Ascendant

New personal piece (and character)! A moon is also here, I guess.

Process: cara.app/post/91342ed...

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