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I know valorous Italian perverts with the purest of hearts. Andrew Cuomo does not represent them, and we celebrate his abicering

I’m not seeing FF Spirits Within on here

He’ll always be the “horny pope” to me

YouTube video by Aphrodite's Child Aphrodite's Child - The Four Horsemen (HQ)

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Personal Best!

Do you live in or around Cincinnati? Why not swing by the most eclectic dance night in town? DISCO ELYSIUM! For our 8th installment, we’ve got italo disco, euro disco, Soviet disco, hi-nrg, electro funk & FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY: US DISCO! 9pm-1am on Friday, March 28 in the world famous Comet basement 😎

Do you live in or around Cincinnati? Why not swing by the most eclectic dance night in town? DISCO ELYSIUM! For our 8th installment, we’ve got italo disco, euro disco, Soviet disco, hi-nrg, electro funk & FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY: US DISCO! 9pm-1am on Friday, March 28 in the world famous Comet basement 😎

It would explain why he changed his name so many times

RIP George Lowe

Your whole career was amazing, but it would've been legendary even if you'd only executed this line reading:

As a longtime fan of both of you, this is very funny to me 😂

Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences

Jr’s shit gonna be cut with fent and baby laxatives from now on

Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis

it’s pretty funny that before the election americas economy was in the gutter, completely beyond repair and now that trump won the election we are strong enough and powerful enough to do imperialist expansion

HER: i’m leaving you

ME: is it because i correct you under my breath

HER: no it’s your ridiculous abbreviations

ME: (under breath) ʳⁱᵈⁱᶜ ᵃᵇᵇʳᵉᵛᵉˢ

Did you get all the champions?

Wow, whatever will we do about it?

In the grand scheme of things, it was for you

Scrooge playing Who's That Pokemon? and being surprised when his guess of Diglett is wrong bc it's actually a tombstone reading RIP Ebeneezer Scrooge

I will never apologize for a post

yes got it thank you 👍

Edgelords gotta edge 😓

Yes. However after carefully considering the nuance and implications, HELL yes

The Riff Raff costume 😭😭😭

Ahurhurhur I seent him on the TV 📺

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If you look carefully on the side of a tin of Vienna Sausages, you’ll notice that there are 2 servings of 4 sausages, but once you open the can, there is no way to re-seal it or preserve them. That is because you are supposed to share them with a loved one 💖

I got to explain how a jukebox works to a gen Z punk/metal woman last night 👴🏻