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Your periodic reminder that if you need to get out of your house FAST, do not bother trying to stuff your cats into carriers, just scoop them up in pillowcases. (You can drop said squirming rage sacks into carriers for added security if you have time.)
08.01.2025 06:37 — 👍 8841 🔁 2041 💬 202 📌 104
The image is divided into four equal share sections with each section showing a close up of a different cat's nose and mouth. The top left quadrant features Pixel, a black and gray Cornish Rex cat, showing off his signature grin. The top right features Disco, a black and white tuxedo cat, and his Hallmark snaggletooth. The bottom left features Chester, an orange tabby cat, showing off his tiny bottom teeth. The bottom right, finally, features Sophie — a solid white Cornish Rex cat — except that her mouth has been overlaid with the teeth of Beavis from the cartoon "Beavis and Butthead."
For the past 3 years, my full time job has been serving moments of feline joy to Meta's audiences. We have 750,000 followers across their platforms and need to be able to break free from publishing there. Please share and help us find our people. 🙏 There are cat people here, right?
07.01.2025 14:27 — 👍 81 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 5My favorite jack-in-the-box. 😂 Thank you all so much to all the Club Meatbird VIPs that found us here today! Over 500 of you now! If you have friends who also love Pixel and the rest of the Club Meatbird crew, please let them know we're here. We want to spread as many smiles as possible. 🫶😻
07.01.2025 23:55 — 👍 73 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 1Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."
Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
Late night musings: why does the world of Peppa Pig have a zoo?
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