Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

I don't have a , marijuana problem, I'm high right now???

every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular

wu-tang is for the people

I was on the map last night, and am no longer, but I was ~here

it's 43 degrees out

it's punzer doing his bits

good monster run monster

staring at my alarm, whispering an inch from the mic, "I know your game now."

Dracula Can't Believe What Hulk Can Do

*Hulk vs Dracula*
Oh come on that's not even real what are you, a baby? A toddler smashing toys together? Dracula vs hulk get the fuck out of here

*Hulk vs Darkseid*
Hm, yes, a classic question of literature, with deep canons of academic work on both sides. In 1986, the Journal of Anthropology defi

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 7

that's not super rhetorical.
Did they "subscribe" like, sign up for updates, or "subscribe" like, here's your $50 bucks, nazis?

wait, so did y'all give open nazis money and call it a story?

is your mom seeing anyone, or ??

Cohen is a ghost going to PAX East @skullmandible JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going 3:25 AM • 2015-08-09

time to grip it* and rip it**

go to bed
gn

I regret to inform you the peanut butter pie Reese's mini cups fucking *rip*. Either chomping them or going full werther's on them, they're excellent.

The art direction, set designs, and costumes are *incredible* ...grimy cyberpunk? its a complete mess but looks incredible

bounding into the office, a spring in my step and a laugh in my throat, and a back-slap for everyman; my co-workers inquire as to the nature of my magnanimity,
bro did you get laid?

no, I say, snapping my suspenders and rocking on my heels, beaming,
I got shelves.
I'm going to put stuff on them.

now heres a commercial. tire gets stuck on butt what a concept

it's 46 degrees out

it's punzer out

run time

it is, in fact, a hellride

I was kind of surprised how bad it made me feel as it went on. I see plenty of bad things that don't make me literally feel worse that they exist, but this just felt... bad
it wouldn't surprise me if it's a ChatGPT special

I appreciate the Washington solidarity

amazing headline, no notes

I am now a soldier in the Bad Bunny army

and it's every year because every year they're chugging-bleach pissed that they're in the cultural minority, again, and not catered to 100% (just 99% and falling), again, and didn't get what they feel they were owed for being white, again

conservative crashout is honestly the best part of the Superbowl

save me butt-stuff cougar, save me

*Batman fan, incandescent with rage*

only for Catwoman!!😡😡

I'm not going to suffer alone:

now you want biscuits and gravy, too

this is why I mostly refuse to take compliments. like I'll be pleasant and let people say wow, but if anyone tries laying it on at all it's like, no, you don't understand;
I'm lightweight, I'm gassed.
This gal is the real deal.