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bugs bunny meme i wish all bacteria in mitch McConnell's blood a very be fruitful and multiply rapidly

Crafting Pillsbury crescent rolls into a bread bowl and selling it with a scoop of Hamburger Helper Cheeseburger Deluxe mac out of the side of my food truck for $29.50

Inshallah

I forgot about the thing where every day people find different new kind of guy that sucks. I'm glad that carried over to bsky

Jefferey Epstein was the Forrest Gump of fascism.

ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know

do people not remember Clinton's court testimonies? That dude ain't giving up shit. He will bob and weave every question.

retail

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

and yet Epstein used gmail for everything and was never flagged once? suspicious

First thing's first I'm going to pull my ears off my head

that GD Imagine Dragons song they play over all the shorts of people doing cool shit on skateboards

unnecessary as you will never encounter them in public

Just wondering what it must be like to live in a place where your basic rights and privacy are respected not marketed or used for political retribution and threats. We had some semblance of protections, but we've very easily given up these things that some people fought hard to earn.

'member when we all found out the NSA had been spying on everyone and everything? lol good times

I made it like 24.5 hours. That might be a new PB

Local police

well where'd you lose em? It aint a set of car keys is it?

groundhog came out of his hole and started killing everyone, hundreds dead, unsure what this means for winter

Mostly Eastern Europeans fleeing invasions, occupations, and wars in the mid to late 1800s

the Silksong experience

I can wait a day or two. Just because I have a frozen pizza does not mean I need to make it today... that's why they freeze them, right? I can wait. I should be getting ready for bed not making pizza... I can wait, right?

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Seems like every time someone brought it up the rich pedos used their resources to redirect the blame to DnD and music

if every accusation is a confession, I'm just going to assume Trump eats cats and dogs

oh is that what pepe le pew's deal was?

it's just one IT guy currently being whipped in a dungeon

someone at the doj finally checked their emails from over the weekend.

this is an amazing idea. I will work until my fingers fall off in order to pay off the president's lawsuits

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier