Dog owner says that if Muffy were to solve quantum gravity - would truly have become a "good dog."

Perhaps it's crude for me to say so but I think the jet balloons look like sperm. I am an original and creative thinker.

In a lot of political posts, people will write "LFG!" and I understand on an intellectual level that it is meant to be "Let's Fucking Go!" but I can't help reading it as "Looking for Group!" which is objectively better.

J.D. Vance pronounces 'Appalachia' wrong, says @zunguzungu.bsky.social, who grew up there.

Searing, thoughtful work, more relevant than ever

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I don't really use my Twitter anymore but I keep the account active and the app on my phone.

Today, I got a notification to watch an Alex Jones video about Hillary Clinton.

I don't follow him and have never watched a video by him. I also thought he was banned.

I am very annoyed by this.

The idea of disappointing Smokey the Bear is blowing my mind.

Casually tossing half-smoked cigarettes into dry brush and adamantly refusing to police my campfires.

As shows go, Succession is fine but I'm not sure how I feel about them using "Which Side Are You On?" I don't think they've earned it.

For my next piece of experimental filmmaking, I've created an alphabet teaching video for children I hate.

I, Noël Coward, am proud to announce that I have developed heretofore unknown and unprecedented forms of racism. I await your enthusiastic applause.

A bird that sat silently judging me.

It's not a hawk but it was watching me like one.

Film for this week basically just said, "The problem with you young people is you believe in historical materialism."

I just dragged an entire bed's worth of linens and blankets out into the yard and sprayed them with a hose at 11:30 at night because my youngest threw up in bed.

Being a parent is an amazing adventure.

I think it's worth remembering that the purpose of this current "AI" boom is about disciplining labor. It doesn't have to be good or capable because that doesn't matter. The people pushing it just need to be able to point at it and say "don't get uppity or we'll give your job to the machine."

Gordon Ramsay Uncharted

You stay away from Anthony Bourdain you son of a bitch

Piss Tool and Die Makers seems like a mouthful but who am I to argue.

Step 1: Get a billion dollars.
Step 2: Build a "submarine" out of junk from Home Depot
Step 3: Self-actualize as a can of prepackaged fish food

Sometimes you eat the cheese that fell on the floor and sometimes the cheese that fell on the floor eats you.

I love the fact that all the billionaires seem to be hearing a siren song that calls them to their watery grave.

I can't get over "developed a parenting style based on something she observed when she saw tigers in the wild." Tigers being a notably sapient species with social needs indistinguishable from those of humans.

Pronatalist seems to be a synonym for unregulated child abuse factory. Perhaps people who dislike children who have "reasoned" their way into having a bunch of kids make for bad parents. I know this revelation is blowing everyone's mind.

It's not "rent-free" if they're paying by doing the childcare. Their rent is just childcare for some very idiotic people.

America’s premier pronatalists on having ‘tons of kids’ to save the world: ‘There are going to be countries of old people starving to death’ Elon Musk (father of 11) supports their cause. Thousands follow their ideology. Malcolm and Simone Collins are on a mission to make it easier for everyone to have multiple children. But are they reall...

I don't want to mean to the author but the phrase "hyper-rational effective altruism movement" is meaningless drivel.
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Games media executive brain during an acquisition, "Both of my cars have a steering wheel. This seems like a redundancy that I should eliminate."

It would appear that Google is not sure who Peter Falk is.

Based on a cursory look at my timeline, the entire populations of Europe, Canada and America are currently vacationing in Japan.

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

Holy Shit! Phenomenal

Am I the only one who thinks it's grotesque to keep a fish tank on a yacht?

It all seems pretty suspicious to me. I've never seen one shit and I'm not convinced they do it at all.