Ian Caveney

This is why my crockery goes in the tumble-drier after washing.

Not everything needs to be remade, you wouldn't touch The Third Man or 2001: A Space Odyssey or Lawrence of Arabia. Threads is a perfect document of its time.

If 'Kick Racism Out Of Football' means anything at all that's exactly what they'll be calling for. Ratcliffe is, and has been, a terrible person for years, not least, his anti-union activity with regard to Grangemouth.

Alexa, play Ninety-nine Red Balloons.

Please don't put in the paper that I got mad.

I'm about ready for some chaos with Ed Miliband.

In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.

Starmer now left without a fall guy if the Denton&Gorton by-election goes awry, nevermind the locals in May. 🙃

I hope we get a sad picture of McSweeney leaving Downing Street carrying a cardboard box of his personal items like we did with Cummings.

EXCLUSIVE: Reform UK just broke electoral law in Gorton and Denton.

The party confirmed they sent out campaign materials without proper party imprint, something it insists was a mistake.

Ask him to define these "core British values", I'm curious.

Brilliant analogy

'Worth' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline.

Heartening as a Britisher to see our friends across the pond embrace the word cunt, almost brings a tear to the eye.

The Melania film reviews are out!

Pentagon Pizza Index - Real-Time OSINT Dashboard Track pizza popularity around the Pentagon as a geopolitical indicator. The conspiracy theory that's taking OSINT by storm.

Currently at Doughcon4. 👀

www.pizzint.watch

Remove the words "address on Iran" and you could almost be talking about...well, you know... 🙂

Not the headline including 'Donald Trump Terminal' I wanted to see, but one day, I guess.

When was she elected?

Great to see Bovino thrown under the bus, Miller's still driving it, though.

We can't do Charlie Kirk smallface anymore, but, we can totally do Greg Bovino tinyman.

FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay WASHINGTON – Following the killing of Alex Jeffrey Pretti in Minneapolis, FBI director Kash Patel has advised American citizens participating in anti-ICE demonstrations to leave their firearms at home...

FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay

"...but not the radical left communists or something..."

Nato boss commends 'daddy' Trump's handling of Israel-Iran conflict Mark Rutte appears to approve of the US president's strong language when Trump spoke about the warring nations on Tuesday.

Former Dutch PM Mark Rutte, in his role as NATO secretary-general, called Trump 'daddy' in June 2025. It's as embarrassing as you might imagine.

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The inhumanity of not being welcomed to dinner in a city you're currently terrorising. 🙄

Putting some distance between himself and the regime as he tees up a presidential run in 2028.

You don't negotiate with terrorists. Tell her to get to fuck.

Genuinely think this coverage is worthy of formal complaint – and if the BBC doesn’t take it seriously, it should be escalated to Ofcom.

The appearance of caving to the Trump White House, when the BBC is being sued, could be disastrous for public trust.

Our initial analysis is up.

The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot.

He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.

German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.

A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.