starboy/mars ! 🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈

“Buzz off”, “take a hike”, and “get real” all come from the same place spiritually

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the sword of damocles hangs over my head, falls, and i grab it and catch it perfectly in between my hands

I hear of big news on your world

Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused

I want transgender for everybody

honestly i'm so glad for the results of the elections in the US. obviously democrats are, writ-large, not protective of people like me either but this is very much a step in the right direction. for the first time in a while i feel genuine hope for the future of my country's politicians

just spilled a fuck ton of water all over myself ama

i love the internet except for when i hate the internet, which is always

unfortunately i have been rotating two ocs around in my head that would make a killing on booktok. imagine a popular girl who bullies the new guy for being pathetic and antisocial and claims she'd only respect him if he finally stood up for himself and killed her boyfriend or smth. and then he does

getting the wordle wrong and immediately walking behind the shed to be killed like lassie

everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

guess who's SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

super danganronpa 2x2 is gonna fuck but i'm going to be completely despondent once i find out fuyuhiko dies in this one. and keep in mind i'm fully aware that this isn't an "if he dies" scenario. i know his tiny ass isn't gonna make it out of this one and yet i hope regardless

limp bizkit's "break stuff" is "all about the 'he said, she said' bullshit". years later, ashley tisdale's hit song "he said, she said" refutes this and claims "we don't need none of that 'he said, she said'." in this essay i will

A screenshot taken from an Annoying Orange YouTube video of various colored gummy bears with human eyes and mouths superimposed onto them, staring at something offscreen.

pulling up to the function and making a social blunder so bad that everyone looks at me like this

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

A screenshot taken from a Smosh video, of Shayne Topp (a blonde man with blue eyes and scruffy facial hair) captioned with a VHS-styled blue box with text reading "HAS NEVER BEEN ADOLF HITLER." The text is reminiscent of the famous vine "Has never went to Oover Javer."

wearing this like a badge of honor

if you're gonna collect a bunch of songs together and claim to be a master songwriter and that they all work together then maybe have them all share a theme right? like the ones i'm thinking about do share a theme mostly but not the one the person used to name the album. so maybe don't name it that

people deserve to be happy with what they see in the mirror. that's the bare minimum. and if that means having gender affirming surgeries, or cosmetic surgeries, or maybe just temporary things like extensions or makeup or whatever, then that should be their right and it should be celebrated

i would like it to be known that whatever people need to do to make themselves feel confident in themselves, be it hair transplants or hair pieces, or veneers or braces, or plastic surgeries, or weight loss journeys or weight gain journeys, or fitness or whatever, they should be able to do that

i love being queer. i love being trans. i love the things that make me who i am

just heard the saddiest funniest thing i've ever heard and it caused me to have a mental breakdown AMA

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

my dnd character just got with a DL trade gilf btw. how is your day going

zionists i think are that way also because if they acknowledge that palestine is a real state and they deserve to be there, then they might have to acknowledge that there were other people living in major countries that should have their land back

i love being a strange asexual pervert. honestly i feel like being asexual makes me a better pervert. i have little to no stake in the game i'm just in it for the love of it

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO HAVE SEX????? *WITH (PRESUMABLY) WOMEN??????*

"i heard you call me 'boring barbie' when the coke's got you brave" terrible news for you, White Woman Prime! i could've called you that WITHOUT the use of drugs

i don't want to talk about taylor swift so other than this one thread i won't but. i mean christ she really said that charli xcx (ALLEGEDLY) hating on her makes her WET. and now we have to think about the fact that taylor swift has genitalia and a sex drive. oh frabjous day calloo callay