A Philly Girl Hitchhiking Through The Galaxy

I need that nap just to recover from work!

😘

Yay! 😍

I'm hoping they just won't call me.

OR.... if they do, it won't be till morning when I can't get out of my parking space because the lot hasn't been plowed yet.

Guy: "Did you hear about the two guys that got beaten by a rival gang by the Central Park tennis courts?"

Me: "In straight sets?"

That's what I've been doing wrong! I haven't been charging!

Naughtily innocent? 😘

Can I come over to play? ;)

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Happy Happy Birthday to you!! Have an awesome day!

Reject stimulation, return to humanity

I'll likely be heading to work in the midst of that blizzard and be stuck in the hotel at the other end of it for a day or so. So annoyed. I could be home playing in it if it was my days off. 😂

I want garlic knots now!! 😋

It has to catch up with you. 😊

And if you both have been eating the garlic, doesn't that cancel everything out?

Yeah, it was a picture of a menu selection for garlic naan, and the description said "If you are planning any erotic activities for after you leave us, perhaps you should avoid this magnificent garlic naan."

All the ketchup bottles in the White House are nervous this morning.

*meets your gaze across a crowded room, and holds up a quart of slaw*

Look out. I'm a sonic boomer. Inherited from my mother. 🤣

I could use one of those!

I remember when I could still drink chocolate milk! Or egg nog! 😭

Natural negatives?

For some weird reason, the pic is not showing any more.... must be a glitch!

Good advice!

I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic play.

All of a sudden, the guy on the triangle simply disappeared!

Palmetto bug:

A giant roach with a pilot's license.

You're welcome. I hope things are looking better soon!

Announcer: This program is intended for mature audiences only.

Me: *watches program*

Also me: Well, that was a dud. One person said "damn" once in the whole program! That's two hours I'll never get back!