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Writer Last Week Tonight; words in New Yorker & Mcsweeneys; I talk about my cats like they're my children but when I do it, it's funny

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REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans
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5:23 β€’ 23 Jul 20
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Ben Rosen Follow @ben_rosen REPUBLICANS: we're having the military throw protesters in unmarked vans DEMOCRATS: mark 5:23 β€’ 23 Jul 20 the vans

This, basically:

15.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4413    πŸ” 630    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 15

This is nothing. ICE and DHS need to be outright abolished. Call Schumer's offices and make it known.

28.01.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
I arrived in Minneapolis 11 days after an ICE agent shot Good in the face. Her picture was hanging like a religious icon on windows and walls all over the city. To many who had not already become involved, her death was a call to action.

One of those latecomers was a 46-year-old documentary filmmaker named Chad Knutson. On the morning after Good was killed, he was at home with his two hound dogs, watching a live feed from the Whipple Building, where ICE is based, a five-minute drive from his house. A protester had laid a rose on a makeshift memorial to Good. As Knutson watched, an ICE agent took the rose, put it in his lapel, and then mockingly gave it to a female ICE agent. They both laughed.

Knutson told me he had never been a protester. It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt. But when he saw those ICE agents laughing, something broke inside him.

β€œI grab my keys, I grab a coat, and drive over,” Knutson told me. β€œI barely park my car and I’m running out screaming and crying, β€˜You stole a fucking flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?’”

I arrived in Minneapolis 11 days after an ICE agent shot Good in the face. Her picture was hanging like a religious icon on windows and walls all over the city. To many who had not already become involved, her death was a call to action. One of those latecomers was a 46-year-old documentary filmmaker named Chad Knutson. On the morning after Good was killed, he was at home with his two hound dogs, watching a live feed from the Whipple Building, where ICE is based, a five-minute drive from his house. A protester had laid a rose on a makeshift memorial to Good. As Knutson watched, an ICE agent took the rose, put it in his lapel, and then mockingly gave it to a female ICE agent. They both laughed. Knutson told me he had never been a protester. It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt. But when he saw those ICE agents laughing, something broke inside him. β€œI grab my keys, I grab a coat, and drive over,” Knutson told me. β€œI barely park my car and I’m running out screaming and crying, β€˜You stole a fucking flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?’”

β€œI grab my keys, I grab a coat, and drive over,” Knutson told me. β€œI barely park my car and I’m running out screaming and crying, β€˜You stole a fucking flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?’”

26.01.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 771    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 13
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The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.

wapo.st/49Zqv1L

25.01.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 20915    πŸ” 8045    πŸ’¬ 819    πŸ“Œ 631

They murdered Good and Pretti, a poet and a nurse, one whose last words were β€œI’m not mad,” another whose last act was shielding another. Because of course that’s who they killed. Everyday people.

24.01.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 721    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
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Minnesota is the best of us.

23.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 42587    πŸ” 9709    πŸ’¬ 657    πŸ“Œ 721

This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.

Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.

13.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4990    πŸ” 1341    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 94
WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull β€˜Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice.
As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree.
Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich.
Silencing us impoverishes the whole world.
The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull β€˜Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice. As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree. Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich. Silencing us impoverishes the whole world. The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull β€˜Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

18.09.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7190    πŸ” 2110    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 91
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Brad Lander at @jfrejnyc.bsky.social awards event: β€œI have not done enough to speak out against the ethnic cleansing and war crimes in Gaza.”

He is here being honored along with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

11.09.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1279    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9
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Exclusive | Rep. Hakeem Jeffries pays just $200 in property taxes thanks to sweetheart subsidy law Public records show that Jeffries and his family reside in a condo unit in Prospect Heights, paying just $213 a year in property taxes.

Since @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is so concerned about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social housing maybe he should address his own property tax bill of just $213 a year thanks to a sweetheart deal he supported when he served in the state Assembly that will last through 2032. nypost.com/2022/01/23/r...

16.08.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5316    πŸ” 1594    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 213
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Why I’m Actually Inviting You to My Party This won’t be fun, but it will be expensive.

In @newyorker.com today with @jennieegerdie.bsky.social and our wonderful illustrator Jesse Shamon!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...

14.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The president has been briefed by Mark Penn, a pollster who has worked for Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Andrew Stein, a former New York City Council president and decades-long friend of Mr. Trump, on a range of polling that showed Mr. Cuomo could still be competitive as an independent candidate. Both men have pushed Mr. Cuomo as the best candidate despite his loss in the Democratic primary, including in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed. One of Mr. Penn’s firms did extensive work for a pro-Cuomo super PAC in the primary.

And in a previously undisclosed call in recent weeks, Mr. Trump spoke about the race directly with Mr. Cuomo, an old associate and foil, according to three people briefed on the call, who were not authorized to discuss it.

The president has been briefed by Mark Penn, a pollster who has worked for Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Andrew Stein, a former New York City Council president and decades-long friend of Mr. Trump, on a range of polling that showed Mr. Cuomo could still be competitive as an independent candidate. Both men have pushed Mr. Cuomo as the best candidate despite his loss in the Democratic primary, including in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed. One of Mr. Penn’s firms did extensive work for a pro-Cuomo super PAC in the primary. And in a previously undisclosed call in recent weeks, Mr. Trump spoke about the race directly with Mr. Cuomo, an old associate and foil, according to three people briefed on the call, who were not authorized to discuss it.

Bombshell report from The New York Times reveals that President Donald Trump spoke directly to Andrew Cuomo about how to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/06/n...

06.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3152    πŸ” 1112    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 465

This weird column is emblematic of the sort of special pleading that dominates mainstream coverage of trump. There’s a ream of propensity evidence, extensive opportunities, and a growing sheaf of chummy statements from Trump evincing detailed knowledge and winking approval of Epstein’s crimes.

18.07.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2084    πŸ” 352    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 15

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

03.07.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 97331    πŸ” 37851    πŸ’¬ 4445    πŸ“Œ 2658

in the history of the 21st century, the Biden presidency will be remembered as a footnote during the long Trump era. Stephen Miller, architect of this hell, will have shaped America more, in no small part because Biden, like Obama before him, left in place the infrastructure facilitating deportation

03.07.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1468    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
30.06.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2865    πŸ” 385    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Imagine if the Democratic Party actually helped Zohran instead of trying to kneecap him at every step. A better party is immediately possible if they stop shoving money into the anti-trans combination Racism Dial/Money Toilet and instead get behind candidates people actually want.

25.06.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 17680    πŸ” 3360    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 111
New York Democratic Mayoral Primary >
Candidate
Zohran Mamdani 43.8%
Andrew M. Cuomo 35.7%
Brad Lander 11.7%
Adrienne Adams 4.1%
Other candidates 4.7%

81% of votes in
Sources: AP and N.Y.C. Board of Elections. Ranked-choice tallies expected
next Tuesday.

New York Democratic Mayoral Primary > Candidate Zohran Mamdani 43.8% Andrew M. Cuomo 35.7% Brad Lander 11.7% Adrienne Adams 4.1% Other candidates 4.7% 81% of votes in Sources: AP and N.Y.C. Board of Elections. Ranked-choice tallies expected next Tuesday.

New York City is reminding Americans that you don't have to vote for the accused sexual abuser just because he runs for office again.

25.06.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1108    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 16

Andrew Cuomo was the US Secretary of Housing and is now running for mayor, where one of the largest agencies they manage is NYC's Housing Authority.

And yet Cuomo literally had ChatGPT write his campaign housing policy.

This is who the media and establishment want you to think is "serious"

24.06.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5614    πŸ” 1087    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 33

NYC 🚨

IF YOU HAVEN’T VOTED, GO NOW

FIND YOUR POLLING PLACE HERE: vote.nyc/page/find-yo...

RANK ZOHRAN 1, LANDER 2, MYRIE, ADAMS, BLAKE 3-5.

DO NOT RANK CUOMO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

LET’S FUCKING GO.

24.06.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1371    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 15

Cuomo's reemergence has already damaged the party by causing Democratic leaders do outright hypocrisy and cheapen #MeToo. The same people who ousted Al Franken for less than Cuomo's serial harassment, then ousted Cuomo himself, now endorse him.

A functional party would coordinate to say "stay out"

22.06.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1394    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 18
Screen shot of CNN site with a Saturday breaking news alert explaining that Trump launched a strike against Iran atop a CNN story from the same day headlined β€œAlways a peacemaker”: How Trump decided to hold off on striking Iran

Screen shot of CNN site with a Saturday breaking news alert explaining that Trump launched a strike against Iran atop a CNN story from the same day headlined β€œAlways a peacemaker”: How Trump decided to hold off on striking Iran

really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency

22.06.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9326    πŸ” 2279    πŸ’¬ 225    πŸ“Œ 155

The smears against Zohran coming from the Democratic establishment are also a sign of fearβ€”they’re more scared of the party becoming progressive than they are of the country already being fascist. If Zohran wins, it signals a reckoning. If Cuomo wins, they can keep the failing status quo intact.

20.06.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2718    πŸ” 702    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 51
Brad Lander: "I'll keep coming back to court, week after week"
YouTube video by Brad Lander for NYC Brad Lander: "I'll keep coming back to court, week after week"

Tonight, I'll go home and sleep in my bed. I have a lawyer, I'll get due process.

But Edgardo, whose arm was ripped from mine by ICE agents, has none of those things.

That's why I'll keep coming back to court, week after week, to make sure that people's rights are protected.

18.06.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 36377    πŸ” 7765    πŸ’¬ 575    πŸ“Œ 205
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The comptroller is out!

17.06.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 431    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 11
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Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.

While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.

This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

17.06.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 28463    πŸ” 11145    πŸ’¬ 2166    πŸ“Œ 1836
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Sen. Padilla: If you thought what unfolded last week was just about one politician, you're missing the point. If that is what the administration is willing to do to a United States Senator for having the authority to ask a question, imagine what's happening in places where there are no cameras

17.06.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1240    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 19

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