Geoff Casavant

A big ol' slingshot, a strong rubber band, and those bad boys pay for themselves.

I swear, for a moment I thought you were having a stroke typing that.

House not in session, so she can't be traveling to or from, so she's subject to arrest. Just sayin'.

Ummmmm not for nothing and I know we've never met, but would you marry me?
If not, ask your burger if it would consider.

No ma'am, she's never been on my radar. But I will!

Someone surely made a heck of a choice in calling it a manifesto. Lots of extra baggage on that word these days. I hope she had some input to that.

Who has the other 5 percent, is it Cuba?

Come on, ironic interpretation of Asimov's laws, don't let us down!

So a small bite first, then late dinner after?

"PT 1/9"

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To wit:

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I have twenty bucks, cold cash, to anyone who follows playing that oompity-doompity song on a tuba.

I have purchased that shape, it's called cascatelli. And let me say, it's worth the quest.

All you need is one. But defend that one against all opposition.

Dammit, spins, obviously.

*Me in the first three rolls*
"Come on, uranium mine!"

That's a lot of room to fill with soil though.

A young woman holds a sign that reads "I just got my right to vote and I can't wait to try it out."

Here's a submission for an honorable mention at least:

I like the way you made both look like you had torn holes in a sheet of paper to reveal them.

A young woman holds a protest sign that says "I just got my right to vote and I can't wait to try it out."

And one of them was my daughter, at her first rally. But not her last.

Dammit, why can't I live near you guys?

Six words: "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson IS Salieri."

Ooooh, calling Bad Lip Reading . . . .

And her hair is going full Maddow, what's up with that?

I will be speaking at ours.

I've always likened that story to Alexander Fleming forgetting to clean his dishes before leaving on vacation. Plenty of cameras jammed before, but in this case in a way that the right person noticed.

They certainly look like "da Bearssss" guys, though. Excellent camouflage.

With my luck, just putting the final touches on my crocheted scale model of the Manhattan skyline.

It is quite clear: no living people on US currency.
That said, by next July he just might meet all the criteria the way he's going.