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I'm only on here so I could submit my comedy slop to satire websites for validation from internet strangers. Are we still doing pronouns in work Zoom? Zhey/ZAM! Oh god, I need a job before I lose my house.

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02.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.

The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.

https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3

03.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2453    πŸ” 1269    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 173
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It’s a really bad sign if they are calling up Roger Stone who ran the Brooks Brothers riot in 2000 (to stop the Florida recount), cavorted with the Proud Boys & Oath Keepers before Jan 6, & was a primary architect of so-called β€œStop the Steal” campaigns in 2016, 2018, and 2020, 1/

03.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1366    πŸ” 581    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 107
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Ethnic Cleansing in Ohio? Nazi Lies in Vance's America

In Springfield, Ohio, people are preparing in advance of a β€œlarge deportation” promised by the president. To all appearances, the city is 2 or 3 days from a federal ethnic cleansing, grounded in a hate campaign organized by the vice-president and American Nazis.
snyder.substack.com/p/ethnic-cle...

01.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3637    πŸ” 1829    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 145
Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. 3 people with binoculars and safari gear stand outside a pasture fence looking at cows. on a ridge, one cow proudly stands with ornate colorful plumage and curly horns. the observers point and oo and ah. caption reads, "And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full splendor, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise."

Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. 3 people with binoculars and safari gear stand outside a pasture fence looking at cows. on a ridge, one cow proudly stands with ornate colorful plumage and curly horns. the observers point and oo and ah. caption reads, "And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full splendor, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise."

wow

01.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 570    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich

01.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11355    πŸ” 2915    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 175
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Melania Sitcom, Other Projects, Greenlit After Documentary Success Culver City, CA - In response to the overwhelmingly positive reviews of Melania, the recently released documentary about the 20 days leading up to Donald Trump's second presidential inauguration as ex...

www.knudsensnews.com/post/melania...

01.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you light a cigarette and take a long slow drag of satisfaction afterward?

01.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
FILED
January 31, 2026
CLERK, U.S. DISTRICT COURT WESTERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS
Jaemie Herndon
DEPUTY
ADRIAN CONEJO ARIAS, and
L.C.R., a Minor Child by and through His Parent and Guardian Adrian Conejo Arias,
Petitioners,
VS.
KRISTI NOEM, in Her Official Capacity as Secretary of the United States Department of Homeland Security; PAMELA BONDI, in Her Official Capacity as Attorney General of the United States; TODD LYONS, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director, United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement;
DAREN MARGOLIN, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director of the Executive Office of Immigration Review; and JOHN DOE, in His Official Capacity as the Warden of the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in Dilley, Texas,
Respondents.
CIVIL CASE NO. SA-26-CV-415-FB
Β§
OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT

FILED January 31, 2026 CLERK, U.S. DISTRICT COURT WESTERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS Jaemie Herndon DEPUTY ADRIAN CONEJO ARIAS, and L.C.R., a Minor Child by and through His Parent and Guardian Adrian Conejo Arias, Petitioners, VS. KRISTI NOEM, in Her Official Capacity as Secretary of the United States Department of Homeland Security; PAMELA BONDI, in Her Official Capacity as Attorney General of the United States; TODD LYONS, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director, United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement; DAREN MARGOLIN, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director of the Executive Office of Immigration Review; and JOHN DOE, in His Official Capacity as the Warden of the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in Dilley, Texas, Respondents. CIVIL CASE NO. SA-26-CV-415-FB Β§ OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT

Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster. That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The
Constitution requires an independent judicial officer.
Accordingly, the Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this
administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Great Writ
and release from detention are GRANTED pursuant to the attached Judgment.
Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled
power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And
the rule of law be damned.

Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster. That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The Constitution requires an independent judicial officer. Accordingly, the Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED pursuant to the attached Judgment. Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And the rule of law be damned.

Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to
their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more
orderly and humane policy than currently in place.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February [sic], 2026.
Fred Biery
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35

Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more orderly and humane policy than currently in place. Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you can keep it." With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED. SIGNED this 31st day of February [sic], 2026. Fred Biery FRED BIERY UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE Credit: Bystander Matthew 19:14 John 11:35

BREAKING: Federal judge orders Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R., released.

"The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED."

"Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."

31.01.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3583    πŸ” 1081    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 155

I may have a stroke.

Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say β€œDeborah you are literally a Protestant.”

A PROTESTant.

I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.

30.01.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7850    πŸ” 1977    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 126

DHS doesn’t even bother trying to lie well. The man whose skull was shattered told the hospital he’d been struck by ICE officers, an ICE officer told hospital staff the guy β€œgot his sh*t rocked,” then when it became clear how badly he was injured, they claimed he deliberately ran into a wall.

31.01.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5124    πŸ” 2366    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 111

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

31.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 946    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 3

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

30.01.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 29975    πŸ” 6548    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 309

Please send this message to the Democratic Party’s Congressional leadership via USPS with Signature Confirmation Receipt.

30.01.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apple & Google removed ICE tracking apps in their app stores.

TikTok reportedly suppressed videos criticizing ICE & the shooting of Alex Pretti.

Meta blocked Facebook groups tracking ICE & links to a database of agents that the government wants to keep secret.

Big Tech is enabling Trump's regime.

29.01.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13415    πŸ” 6077    πŸ’¬ 562    πŸ“Œ 367

Oooooh, riparian rights! I hadn’t considered it previously.

30.01.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Redfin break to window shop for a secluded cabin with excellent kill zone field of view and distance for zombie defense.

30.01.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Montage of Captain America’s I can do this all day quote.

Montage of Captain America’s I can do this all day quote.

I have a pound of Lipton onion dip, a family sized bag of Snyder’s pretzel rods, and a case of Liquid Death. I can do these Whose’s Line Is It Anyway riffs all day. They aren’t making themselves.

30.01.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyway? The United States of America, where the facts are made up and the laws don't matter. That's right, the laws are like a diploma from Trump University.

30.01.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyway? The United States of America, where the facts are made up and the laws don't matter. That's right, the laws are like the calls I made to my Senators yesterday.

30.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyway? The United States of America, where the facts are made up and the laws don't matter. That's right, the laws are like a Republican’s oath of public service.

30.01.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyway? The United States of America, where the facts are made up and the laws don't matter. That's right, the laws are just like the eradication of measles when you’ve lost herd immunity because of all the jagoffs.

30.01.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyway? The United States of America, where the facts are made up and the laws don't matter. That's right, the laws are like Americaβ€˜s commitment to NATO.

30.01.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyway? The United States of America, where the facts are made up and the laws don't matter. That's right, the laws are like Supreme Court decisions after April 9, 1865.

30.01.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyway? The United States of America, where the facts are made up and the laws don't matter. That's right, the laws are like your health insurance’s summary of benefits.

30.01.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyway? The United States of America, where the facts are made up and the laws don't matter. That's right, the laws are like the Democratic Party’s congressional leadership.

30.01.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Whose Country Is It Anyway? The United States of America, where the facts are made up and the laws don't matter. That's right, the laws are like Donald Trump’s promises.

30.01.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An on/off switch labeled β€œInternet”

An on/off switch labeled β€œInternet”

Don’t make me. I’ll fucking do it.

30.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CBS, Post blind themselves when America needs eyes on the ground |Will Bunch Two iconic U.S. newsrooms slash reporting and stress opinion writing even as Minnesota proves the need for factual journalism.

I hate newsroom layoffs, but they did this to themselves

CBS News and Washington Post choose worst possible moment to lay off reporters, stress punditry - right as the streets of Minneapolis are showing how journalism can beat back government lies

My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/cbs-...

29.01.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1208    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 21

A fraud is about to be perpetrated on the people of Fulton County. And it isn't coming from the county.

29.01.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 945    πŸ” 444    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 8

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