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ashley|23|any pronouns|no minors|inefficient little fake rockstar

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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

18.11.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9554    ๐Ÿ” 3138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helpedโ€ฆ.no not that one eitherโ€ฆsir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

18.11.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23807    ๐Ÿ” 8763    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 283    ๐Ÿ“Œ 203
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This game has led to the funniest posting ever honestly I canโ€™t even be mad.

17.11.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1930    ๐Ÿ” 631    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

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17.11.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I started tearing up

17.11.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everyone keeps telling me this post is yuri

17.11.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1961    ๐Ÿ” 334    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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20.07.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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the ring racers experience

16.11.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2156    ๐Ÿ” 688    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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also samoa joe voices the closest the game has to a mascot character

17.11.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think you'd fw deadlock tbh, it has some of those Patented Valve Funny Moments

17.11.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Leon Gรณmez
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8 months ago
this is our first time I went this location! so the handsome guy was on counter I don't know he's owner or manager but that guy working on point! the way he handled... more

Krauszer's Food Store (Owner)
8 months ago
Hhjjuhgg

Leon Gรณmez 1 review 8 months ago this is our first time I went this location! so the handsome guy was on counter I don't know he's owner or manager but that guy working on point! the way he handled... more Krauszer's Food Store (Owner) 8 months ago Hhjjuhgg

19.07.2024 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1053    ๐Ÿ” 200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

"i crash cars on purpose" > eew get away from me!!
"im a eroguro kurumajoshi" > Can I join your discord server

27.03.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Get his assโ€ Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

16.11.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8093    ๐Ÿ” 3032    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

theyre calling it the first debilitatingly online administration

16.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m kind of starting to believe because hell if I know what else it could be

16.11.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 865    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like to think michael played as like portugal or france up to the age of exploration and realized the game's not for him meanwhile zach is still adamant that coptomans are as good as they used to be

16.11.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i still cant get over how tonight's smiling friends has a fucking europa universalis 4 joke in it. this feels targeted.

16.11.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GM

16.11.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lucifer speech on the Neutral Route feels like this

29.11.2024 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
15.11.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 378    ๐Ÿ” 154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

FINALLYโ€”HYPERPROTESTANTISM

15.11.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 686    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

โ€œstraight up giving the president a bar of goldโ€ is where weโ€™re at now on the โ€œcorruption isnโ€™t realโ€ scale

good work, John Roberts

15.11.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3296    ๐Ÿ” 934    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

they already work hand in hand and it would totally be in character for hegseth in a drunken stupor to go "hegh......hey......acti.......actiiiiiiiiii.............put in a little bit of that chinese cartoon bullshit in- in your game..........."

15.11.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my new low stakes conspiracy theory is that the department of defense directly requested the ai ghibli art style in black ops 7

15.11.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
How YOU can become a great social media manager for BlackRockยฎ
YouTube video by Beck the Schizo How YOU can become a great social media manager for BlackRockยฎ

every time quasartico is mentioned in legends z-a it feels like this video youtu.be/dpXaBVKO8r8?...

15.11.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.11.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
14.11.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 963    ๐Ÿ” 373    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

14.11.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6353    ๐Ÿ” 2198    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

15.11.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12898    ๐Ÿ” 8451    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88

#YIAYsizzle

13.11.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2288    ๐Ÿ” 885    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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