@zhuzhujade.bsky.social
piggo. 29. full of salt.
Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe
20.02.2025 14:18 β π 2565 π 314 π¬ 52 π 12sometimes self love looks like door dashing twice as much Cuban food as a normal person should eat
20.02.2025 22:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
Cats in loveπ«Ά
14.02.2025 13:05 β π 16 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt lose hope. Remember, Watergate took over two years to fully unravel from the initial break-in to Nixonβs resignation. Just like then and now, Americans are losing faith in their government. We are documenting every illegal action and will hold this administration and Elon Musk accountable.
15.02.2025 02:19 β π 23547 π 3486 π¬ 637 π 157I lov my pardner
he is the best
many things may suck but my pardner has never been one of them at least
I didn't in fact get the job time to spiral
13.02.2025 16:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm tweaking out I need to knooooow
12.02.2025 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hear back from this jobbo tomorrow pls think good thoughts for me
11.02.2025 20:49 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0nooooo I was rooting for this
09.02.2025 00:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they just replied and I'm in the final interview now!!
06.02.2025 21:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need this job I applied for to email me back please ππ₯Ί
06.02.2025 20:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh πΆβπ«οΈ
04.02.2025 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lesgeddit
04.02.2025 02:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0make 2025 the year we normalize resolving conflict through ass beatings
31.01.2025 20:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0happy birthday!
31.01.2025 15:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0spin out a bit and beat some ass
as a treat
life is too short and love is too long
(Nona the Ninth quote)
white girl privilege tbh
31.01.2025 09:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can't believe it's only January 92nd
29.01.2025 16:16 β π 2057 π 218 π¬ 35 π 6We don't body slam people enough anymore
29.01.2025 16:03 β π 278 π 76 π¬ 11 π 6How is it still January
30.01.2025 01:32 β π 14065 π 978 π¬ 654 π 86
Scene from The Princess Bride where Vizzinni says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"
OpenAI right now
29.01.2025 20:26 β π 44036 π 6346 π¬ 289 π 175ROPE AND CHAIR
29.01.2025 23:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I lov salonpas
29.01.2025 21:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0me: schedules therapy 3 weeks out this time bc things have been pretty chill
life:
me: ah
some people truly are the gas station sushi of humanity
27.01.2025 07:59 β π 459 π 122 π¬ 13 π 2People who refill the Brita pitcher are the backbone of society.
27.01.2025 00:49 β π 2073 π 250 π¬ 95 π 32i cannot make the world around us less dark,
but i will lend you what light
and warmth
i have to remind you that the darkness has edges,
seams,
that it cannot swallow
everything
