cybby

:( 🫂 I've been there a lot lately. If you ever wanna chat I'm around to listen. You don't have to suffer alone 🩵

"These are my stock bro friends, Pumpert, and Dumpert."

I want to give up

Every time I think things are getting better something happens that makes me realize I am so unbelievably far from living a life I can be proud of

Feeling overwhelmingly useless

i fucking hate myself this one's not funny i just do

10,000 years long seasonal depression versus 6 quintillion mg lexapro who would win

anxiety is the cuck chair of life and I am the unused condom on the floor next to it

i started going to the gym again and the only way i can get myself to not panic about my heart rate is reminding myself that it doesn't matter if I live

i'm not feeling well mentally so I think listening to sad music until I throw up from crying so hard will really help

everybody say don't give up but nobody say do take down very interesting

It must involve a real horse

If they put horse plinko machines in bars I think it would save America

loading new jokes into the chamber like a doohickey for my non existent target audience

scrumbo

Me thinks it's time for the eternal dirt sleep in lieu of paying my rent

this is a centrist banishment circle
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repost to never interact with one again

Booted up a 24 year old computer just to do this

Her boot too damn big

Thank u estrogen

I like how the plushies are hugging that's class

Thank u estrogen I love u estrogen

Uhh yeahh call me the scrungler the way I'm scrunglin it yeauh

Yeah, it sure is. :')

Me listening to my wife explain the entire discography of king gizzard and the lizard wizard to me (I love her with all my heart so I am paying very close attention)

More than justified they are correct

Sorry, i can't come to the phone rn, I'm simply too small.

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Sometimes I do art when I'm not busy being naked

I'm like 99% sure the entire reason for that is so the stupid alphabet song rhymes but idc I'm not saying zed