𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻

Don't look at me like that.

Gladly.

It reminds me of that strange blue man with all the worms.

Except it hasn't offered me flowers.

As much as I find both repulsive, I must say...

The near unlimited collection of quality music does make it rather alluring to accept this one change...

Scratching posts are simply better stress balls.

Incredibly!

They're very useful for keeping those meddling Poppups out of places they don't need to clutter.

A swatchling explained the "You Tube Algorithm" to me, and I think I've felt true despair for once.

Yes, I understand the need for creativity. That's why art and music exist, for which I am thankful.

But when things come with instruction manuals, they must be followed! You can not just ignore the guide provided alongside the tools!

You say that like it's a good thing!

If it comes with instructions, that means it's only meant to be one thing. Not an undefined number of possibilities!

I don't trust building blocks.

Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results.

They're just so disorderly.

It's also one letter off from CAT :3.

And CRY.

A lovely idea, but between keeping everything running on time and following my strict free time schedule, I simply don't have the time to pursue such a revolutionary idea.

// Replaying chapters 3 and 4 and telling myself not to rebrand an account not even a week into it >>>>

Disappointing.

You would really think somebody would get around to making armless yoga by now.

// I had to go on a journey of personal growth before I was ready to love him

// My sopping wet baby... he has never committed a sin ever

// Loud incorrect buzzer

The greatest handgun ever made is the 1895 Nagant Revolver with a built in lantern holder because flashlights on guns weren't a thing yet

// Not gonna lie i fucking hated Jackenstein at first but my heart was already full of hate so I gave him another chance and would now die for him

Official art of Lanino by Nelnal. He is looking to the right and smiling, holding his baton.

──── THE WEATHER ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER!

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INDIE LANINO — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌛⛅

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// Claims to "stay strapped" then reveals a flintlock wrapped up in the scarf

YOU.

To whomever spilled over half a pantry's worth of food on the floor and didn't bother cleaning it up:

Count your days.

Smells like clowns.

Now that I think of it... I'm not paid enough for half the work I perform.

Oh well, I enjoy it too much to complain. Art is pain, as they say!

I-

I am not paid enough to put up with this. Carry on with your search for beef.

// Just got hit with a stunlock by reading this

And your solution is.... jerked beef?

I think I would prefer to starve...

I cannot explain it, but I feel entirely torn on your choice of objects to claim ownership for.

While I appreciate having labeled boxes for each particular item. Why "jerked beef"?

Trains are lovely little things. Orderly, run on a strict schedule, only able to traverse set paths.

Truly a perfect specimen of engineering!

Such unrefined language hardly warrants any other response.