The Widow Jenkins

Can we just drop any pretense that any of us are getting our security deposits back?

Yo but you people got the cheeeeeeeeeeese. 🤩💜

If you can, if you need to, use this information.

No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.

Right? I’m just so used to hearing “up next, Cyrus Uppington-Downs Twickety Twack” but today it was like “meet Beatrice.” 😝

So 40 years ago the dogs in dog shows were all named stuff like Lord Fauntleroy Brookingham and today on the dog show they all have names like George and Joe. Weeeeeeeeird.

@caitiehannan As a therapist I can say confidently, that while therapy is helpful, what most people really need is money

My mom and I were talking about what it would take to restore the world’s goodwill and concluded that it will take at least 20 years to unfuck.

Puppy!

I‘m having an awful December anyway but here’s a puppy

I saw REM live on the Life’s Rich Pageant tour. Three just standing there while Stipe was all over the place. It was way more like they were his backup band. Not a bad show, just…unexpected.

Dog

our dinner guest was great and didn’t talk about politics at all.

Illustration of a creature bust. It has skeletal features and is covered with various sea creatures. Text “whale fall” is below it

The next dragon “mutation” is Whale Fall!

a group of green minecraft creepers are standing next to each other on a chess board . ALT: a group of green minecraft creepers are standing next to each other on a chess board .

with a capital T and that rhymes with C and it stands for Creepers

The Happy Hat and the Bouncy House!

cone of shame vs cone of delight

This feels like a verse in King of Pain by The Police

He’s too busy being the fashion police on airplanes to worry about this. He may be terrified but thankfully(?) he is also incompetent.

I’m gonna have nightmares about that elf down front. 😅 There’s a level of festive that tilts into creepy and he is wayyyyyy over the line.

Four articulated buses blocking each other in a roundabout making them stuck.

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

This is who we're deporting while we're importing sex traffickers like the Tate brothers and white supremacists who are nostalgic for Apartheid.

I’m gonna nominate Funny Farm based on the fact that the Bumpass’ dogs steal the Turkey. Funny movie if you can get past how completely passive-aggressive and awful the wife is. It’s hilarious despite her.

We owe DOLLY our thanks for EVERYTHING she does for others. It’s considerable.

My husband died of cancer last month but I’m here to say that I am 100% thankful and glad when someone survives. One of the crazy things about this journey was understanding that who lives, who dies depends on a potpourri of factors largely out of anyone’s control. Blessings to your family today.

A year ago, we were leaving Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia after my daughter’s surgery for thyroid cancer.

Feeling pretty thankful this year. Hope you’ve got something to be thankful for too.

Popping in to add HARRY POTTER to your list. You can choose not to consume media that enriches a transphobe. 🏳️‍⚧️

My first thought. And how fucked up are things that our minds immediately wonder about that. Like I even wondered if one of the victims was named Franz Ferdinand.

Completely agree.

My only regret is that I couldn’t give my hair to HIM.

whiplash. total pop culture whiplash. I’m gonna need a drink. 🤣

My hair was down to my butt. Cancer took everything from me this year, so we cut my hair to shoulder length to send to Locks of Love so that somewhere, it can go easier for a child facing cancer and they can have the dignity he was denied.