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Amity G.

@amityblamity.bsky.social

Video game writer and narrative designer. Writer at Hard Drive, Palette Swap, and Cartridge Press. https://amitywritesgames.neocities.org/ https://cartridgepress.wordpress.com/

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Latest posts by amityblamity.bsky.social on Bluesky

We've finally found a use for GenAI.

My latest for Palette Swap.

11.12.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She managed to afford the RAM, but she's been living on bread and water soup ever since

11.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A meme of Moleman (short elderly figure with thick glasses) from The Simpsons. The meme is captioned with "I remember Damn Daniel".

A meme of Moleman (short elderly figure with thick glasses) from The Simpsons. The meme is captioned with "I remember Damn Daniel".

11.12.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

babe wake up, supergiant made donkey kong hot again

11.12.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this technology wasn't awful in ever way imaginable, I'd absolutely be prompting "Mickey Mouse forms a union" or "Walt Disney's frozen head gets the Futurama treatment"

11.12.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Publisher says Valve rejected complaint about hateful Steam review: "'Has Muslims, not recommended' is literal racism, so there should be no conversation needed" "I just don't know what to do about this"

I'm hoping for more articles on this situation, because we cannot stay quiet: www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...

10.12.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 962    πŸ” 563    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 18

Yuri Lowell is one of the best protagonists ever.

10.12.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We as an industry are so lucky to have Alyssa

10.12.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the bright side, I could totally make this a resume booster.

"Wrote 27 billion words for a game demo"

10.12.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly they didn't understand my VISION

10.12.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once got blamed for the size of the game. As in, the file size. Somehow writing was responsible for a 150GB demo.

10.12.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Child me really didn't understand just how good she had it

10.12.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has never been a better time to rebrand to The Garlic

10.12.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another banger from John

10.12.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But Jon, why would you do that when you can actively sabotage your fellow creatives and endanger the planet for a garbage placeholder?

10.12.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't you need the Amibo to change the music? Or have I been misinformed?

09.12.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought you were talking about the literal animal for a moment.

08.12.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Duolingo, what's the French term for "Chapter 11 bankruptcy"?

05.12.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smh I get my butler to give me the 10 minute version of Pride and Prejudice while I'm driving through orphanages, what more do you want?

01.12.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My fucking hero

29.11.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And they're not even good. They read like an eleventh grade book report from someone who didn't so much as glance at the cover.

"Expect unexpected twists" gee fucking whiz got any more nuanced takes?

27.11.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ever feel useless, know that someone got paid real American dollars to stick AI-generated video summaries beneath YouTube videos.

27.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but there's a horror game in here somewhere

25.11.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you're happy. Someone took a picture of my non-fungible chicken nuggets and now they're mocking me.

25.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Xcrocs, on."

24.11.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three ghosts visited him last night

24.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They made the literal money sink skill profitable??

24.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Johnny please I put $500 trillion dollars into this thing, you gotta use it for your powerpoint parties.

They're gonna take my legs Johnny.

24.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸŽ™οΈ ROLE ANNOUNCEMENT! πŸŽ™οΈ

#TimeSplitters Rewind is here! I voiced over TWENTY ROLES in the game, and did the writing and casting directing!

I'm honoured to have worked on such an amazing project with this stellar team! #voiceacting #roleannouncement #indiedev #voiceactor

23.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I heartily endorse this multimedia product

21.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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