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At the risk of sounding petty, calls for Democratic unity going forward are all well and good, but let’s not forget that the reason Cuomo ran against Mamdani in the first place was a last-ditch effort by the New York Democratic Party to ratfuck their duly elected nominee.

This goes double for anything any milk brained pundits think of last night’s elections. Their takes will be bad! We know they will be! Who cares what they think, they have been loudly and enthusiastically proven wrong in races literally everywhere.

You can always tell that something is set in the 80s but not from the 80s by what the kids aren't calling each other. And the sad lack of Michael Jackson.

The Captain America sit down and shoot straight meme. I made it say: So, you said you're going to leave New York.

All of New York is voting Mamdani except Staten Island of course

lol

Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayor's race, capping a stunning ascent Zohran Mamdani has been elected mayor of New York City, capping the Democrat’s stunning ascent from little-known state lawmaker just a year ago to one of the most talked-about politicians in the count...

HAHAHA SUCK IT apnews.com/article/mamd...

When I was a kid they told us owls eat mice and I was like okay and they were like you don’t believe me?? And I said, no, I believe you, and they said fine if you don’t believe me then we’re gonna spend all of tomorrow breaking apart dried owl shit to find mouse bones inside how about that then

I wouldn't want their 'help' if I had cancer...

This isn’t even the first time it would happen - you can literally just go back to when Eric Adams first ran for mayor, and when he got into office, to see how the media manufactured a crime wave that helped push his pro-police agenda at the expense of every other city service.

But that first day you wake up you feel like like you've really got your shit together when you see the time.

I have been freezing half of some meals that I make for variety/for lazy future me, but today I was able to give some to a neighbor who had just gotten out of the hospital so that they can have real food without effort. An unexpected bonus! 16 oz deli containers are a game changer. #cooking

I love the return to Standard Time. It's like an unofficial holiday for me. Once a year, I get the gift of feeling like I have my shit together when I wake up an hour early but it's really the same time.

It's kind of wild pundits don't understand why Zohran is popular. His marketing is cute, yes, but he's also the only candidate that speaks positively about things, even if they're things to fix. Rage is a catalyst, but a platform exclusively of how much everything and everyone sucks eventually wears

We need to stop treating people this stupid as serious people and just move on as a society.

Full moon glowing behind swirling clouds with a dark church steeple silhouetted in the foreground. Text says: Three days to honor the dead. Halloween, or "All Hallows’ Eve", begins the Christian tradition of Allhallowtide on 31 October.

Three days, three traditions: Allhallowtide links Halloween, All Saints’ Day, and All Souls’ Day.

Also called Hallowtide or Allsaintstide, it is a three‑day Western Christian season. 🧵⬇️ (1/3)

Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani, Is Out of Ideas Uhh, is ChatGPT the dad or?

www.404media.co/ai-generated... #cuomo #aislop

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Capricorn power is strongest the closer to the jolly season you get

Sounds a lot like what @katmabu.bsky.social is doing, making mutual aid a key component of her campaign www.goodgoodgood.co/articles/kat...

A lot of Good Folks are scared for others about SNAP & other services are being cut. In case you didn't know, at many supermarkets like ShopRite when you earn rewards points, you can get a free turkey, ham, lasagne, or something. If you do not need it, you can go to customer service & donate it.

@sadnightcrimes.com never lets me down when it comes to obsessing over Christmas months before anyone else will go along with me.

It's been almost 25 years, people aren't shell shocked anymore and can see through politicians using 9/11 for their own political attacks and thinly veiled racism. They haven't gotten the memo that things have changed. But Cuomo and the rest of the Dems are still acting like things are the same.

I lived through 9/11. People I knew died there. I was going into Manhattan when it happened, and I can say that after the initial fear, what scared me most was the way people were talking about my Muslim neighbors in legit national newspapers. I would have been terrified too if I were your aunt.

Hell yeah

Two similar images of a black cat lying down. The first image shows her with her eyes closed. The second image shows her with her eyes open, as well as the open eyes of three black kittens that are hidden against her fur.

Let's be voids with mama.