I like how that song is what it says on the tin. Zero metaphors to puzzle through.
09.02.2026 03:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you, Derek. I thought so.
09.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you. Someone needed to say it.
09.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THANK YOU. I thought so, but no one on OF said anything.
09.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How can a photo where I’m fully clothed be so not safe for work? I’m lying in a couch. My face is blissed out. My breasts are almost but not quite spilling out of my green polka dot nightgown. My hand is reached down to touch myself.
The photo that started it. I didn’t have anyone to send this to. So I became a porn star.
09.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
White lady with terrific hamstrings, black underwear, and a red bra.
White lady in her Penguin sweater, red fishnets, and black underwear.
Two exquisite breasts. My green striped shirt is trying to contain them but it is not up to the task.
White lady , blue jeans, no top. This is a rear view. I’ve stretched my arms high above my head. This could be your view but you playin.
I’ll post here occasionally. The idea is to keep the hotter stuff off my main account, because some folks don’t want to see that. Or so I theorize.
09.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
White woman holding a pose on a chair. Please understand that the cow onesie I am wearing in no way detracts from the sexiness.
Howdy. Here’s an alt account for my smuttier content.
09.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
An Alabamian living in the Pacific Northwest, after a ten-year stint in Salt Lake City. Just doing my part to make the world a better place.
Cloud Appreciation Society member #3,801.
For fun, I redesign bad branding, research strange historical coincidences, suck at guitar and bonsai, excel at raising powerful kids.
Current location: MPLS, formerly TX, NC, FL, CA, France, Scotland.
White cishet GenX man (hence: he/him)—don't hold it against me. Friend to all but the willfully uninformed.
Hard to witness what's happening; moreso when you have cancer.
Mask up.
(Banner: hot sauce bottles. PFP: Artie, the Strongest Man in the World)
Chicagoan
Baylor Alumni
Craft beer enthusiast
Cocktail Imbiber
Bibliophile
Cinephile
🏊♀️ swim teacher , 🐕 animal care tech, 🎸 musician/music therapist, 🧠 mental health tech, science &k elementary Ed. I care about people, animals, and the environment. Dealing with genetic diseases. I refuse to let them still me. 💙 JUST KEEP SWIMMING 🏊♂️
👻 Horror addict. Taco romantic. Boston sports disciple. I help the living, but I vibe with the dead.
Always take sides. Trans rights are HUMAN RIGHTS. Say ABORTION. It’s not a lake; it’s an ocean.
Formerly @Joes0s on Twitter
He/Him/His
Boston, MA
Minnesota Lynx STH
Gopher WBB STH
Women's sports JUNKIE
POP-A-SHOT champion 2019
Run, read, do surgery stuff
Comics cartoons horror
Whovian Twin Peaks X Files Browncoat
Bake and hang with cats
Baltimore/DC
Hot wings. Horror. Dad jokes. He/him/his
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Canberra Dad, fuck cancer x2. Swears a bit
Just here to enjoy the freakshow
Xwitter Bio: Husband & father by grace, EE by education, Software Eng by occupation, Cougar driver by affiliation, beer drinker by recreation, coffee roaster by caffeination.
Reared on the edge of Appalachia, OU grad, Ohio native, central Ohio resident.
Never imitated, often surpassed.
Psalm 73
Once owned a semi-professional yet obscure microblogging account. This is less than that.
•18+ •spicy content/SW •33
•fae/it/he(any neos/they) •GenderQueerChaosFluidDykeFae
•vers/switch •wet nightmare
•FAT •anarchist & liberatory pol
•weed user •Mad •yooper
•bi lesbian
•not a woman
•ask about my sapphic discord
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I’m a sucker for animals and my silly kids and wife
Dad. Nurse. Old kid that loves family, friends, & nerdy stuff. He/him/y'all.
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