Land Moose

My working theory is Sirhan Sirhan was a time traveler that missed the "Junior"

"It's literally concave"

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

Stop stop I like her already.

Pam Bondi loves dogs. Always had them, one after another. She got involved with dog shelters and dog rescue, and once pulled off to the side of a busy road and got out of her car to chase down a stray. Another dog she helped was a Saint Bernard named Master Tank. She adopted him from a shelter after he was lost during Hurricane Katrina in 2005, not long after her own Saint Bernard had died. The story has been told but bears repeating. Master Tank belonged to Steve and Dorreen Couture and their grandson, who was 4, recovering from the murder-suicide of his parents and losing his dog during the storm. Bondi said the dog was a “walking skeleton” and “dying from heartworms” when she adopted him. The Coutures eventually tracked down Master Tank, but instead of giving him back, Bondi hired a lawyer, who accused the Coutures of abusing the dog, which Bondi had renamed Noah. “She lied,” Dorreen told a Palm Beach Post columnist years later. “My little grandson begged her to take the dog home, and she refused. She thought she would just wear us down. That we were unstable people and would just quit.” The case was settled out of court, with Bondi securing visitation rights, but she never did visit. She got another dog.

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

the rollout of the mRNA vaccines was one of the greatest public health triumphs in history and the end result has been the all-around triumph of the antivax movement and I will never get over it

"We were nice to the kindergartener before we sent him to the measles prison camp" is not the effective defense it maybe sounded like in his head.

“ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety. What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of.”
– ICE List Founder

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Two-panel Far Side cartoon. In the top, three people on the couch are startled when their television screen is filled with the face of a man scratching his chin in puzzlement. In the second panel, we see the downstairs apartment, where a man peers into a peephole while scratching his chin in puzzlement. Meanwhile, his buddy is at the window with his telescope. The first guy says, "Say, Carl ... forget the Hendersons for a second and come look at this thing."

Delete your Ring camera

Incredible how they can make GTA V look these days

Tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but it looks like its giant and destroying the town Posted in r/mildlyinteresting by u/AhoffNYC • 4,722 points and 333 comments

There's a super-viral post going around on here with replies and quotes disabled that is just a rip-off of someone else's image from more than a decade ago. See old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinte... for what *might* be the original source but it's hard to say.

Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

WTAF? This is awful.

Lucy Harrison asked her father during a row about Trump: "How would you feel if I was the girl in that situation and I'd been sexually assaulted?"
Kris Harrison replied that he had two other daughters who lived with him so it would not upset him that much.

In 4 games they finished last with a -19 goal differential (Beijing 2022), only qualifying automatically as hosts.

And you can just say "hockey"

Here's a clue: anyone who refers to it as "Ice" hockey is no friend of Canada. Judge accordingly.

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

Actions speak louder than words

I still suspect Daggerheart Omin has "some bird parts".

Let's do the one where they try to cure phobia of heights, snakes, and the dark all at once

Screenshot of Elon Musk post on Ex: “Elon Musk y X @elonmusk For those unaware, Space has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years. The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to the stars. It is only possible to travel to Mars when the planets align every 26 months (six month trip time), whereas we can launch to the Moon every 10 days (2 day trip time). This means we can iterate much faster to complete a Moon city than a Mars city. That said, SpaceX will also strive to build a Mars city and begin doing so in about 5 to 7 years, but the overriding priority is securing the future of civilization and the Moon is faster.”

BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”

Pooh, you ruined my moose!

I'm forced to say Avatar 2: The Shape of Water, because the joyless scolds don't let me claim it has no cultural impact (I literally don't know anyone who's seen it, or if they did it didn't merit mentioning)

i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell

if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point

Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child

Kinder Surprise is a choking hazard in only one country, everywhere else they know not to eat the toy.

I would need a house 6 times larger to do this

NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff

Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?