Yeah, but was it his own vomit?
30.01.2026 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thank you! I am not a smart man...
01.01.2026 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Looks like it got moderated and I missed it. Darn!
01.01.2026 15:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Since when are soldiers unable to march in time!? Looks like a sloppy high school band.
15.06.2025 18:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not a drag queen.
Not a trans person simply trying to exist in peace.
This is who comes after your children: Republican men who hide behind a cross and wrap themselves in the flag.
We need to protect our kids from Justin Eichorn and people like him who prey on them.
#RepublicanPredators
18.03.2025 18:23 β π 2390 π 558 π¬ 62 π 30
This is isnβt hard btw:
A 45 second throwaway Instagram ad led to a Bud Light boycott.
Boycott Tesla, Twitter, Starlink, and anything else Musk has his mitts on.
Do it and share it.
01.02.2025 14:09 β π 1255 π 394 π¬ 40 π 28
Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as Cybertrucks do.
13.03.2025 12:08 β π 7614 π 1162 π¬ 180 π 39
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesnβt buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what heβs up to.
Guy says: βlooking for an obituary.β
Vendor says βthose are towards the back of the paper, comrade.β
Guy says: βnot the one Iβm looking for.β
03.03.2025 00:54 β π 43956 π 10285 π¬ 286 π 336
02.03.2025 01:16 β π 11056 π 2464 π¬ 216 π 76
"He sounded like the second most popular girl in high school reassuring the most popular girl in school that she is *definitely* the prettiest." π€£π€£π€£
02.03.2025 11:24 β π 55 π 18 π¬ 0 π 0
You and your family are less safe tonight because Donald Trump's penis is so devastatingly small.
01.03.2025 01:12 β π 2881 π 491 π¬ 96 π 21
More felonies...
01.03.2025 00:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldnβt figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
24.02.2025 14:51 β π 44002 π 13566 π¬ 2084 π 3288
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