Punished Pineapple

High quality pussy.

Please don't nail me to a cross? I promise to be better?

Because i'm a fucking carpenter.

I can't even fit furniture in it.

But he only has one bullet and he keeps it in his pocket just in case.

Does ACAB include Barney Fife?

Israel delende est

fuckin dogwalked him.

Well, it was my dad, so...

Got into a fight last friday.
I lost less than he did.

Do not recommend.

Cat things.

Gigabrain idea i just had;

Generate a ton of AI videos of yourself doing crimes and spread them as far and wide as possible, to discredit any future videos taken of you actually doing crimes.

it's just like a guinea pig to do that.

ah fun times.

less than 48 hours old, 200 dollar studio headphones, she bit the cord end right off. i had to use actual nuts as wire nuts to get it to work.

I apparently got blocked lol did they reply after what I said?

My cat is an asshole.

Oh look a noble enlightened centrist.

begone zionist.

PLA radar tubes are kinda baller, actually.

i was wondering why this felt like bait.

You'd need a train that goes mach 4.3 and never slows down to do that.

You literally could not. You have to cross several mountains to make that trip. Trains don't like climbing. You'd have to slow down TREMENDOUSLY to ride the necessary switchbacks.

A few hours is doable, less than an hour would be impossible.

Is it supposed to be obvious what you're talking about?

yeah but back in 1982 if you told your friends you wanted to kill everyone at school your friends would be like "jesus christ joe don't do that or I'll beat your teeth out of your head"

But now in 2025 that same kid goes online about it and gets told "do it pussy, bet you won't. No balls."

I would posit that social media and a lack of real life connection drives the school shooting epidemic.

In general, *all* violent crime is down since the 1960s. Fewer people are murdered, but when they are it is sometimes a bunch at once.

And being there to offer trained medical aid seems to me, like it's not cosplaying a badass, it's being one. But hey, I'm sure you do good stuff like that too. You seem like a solid person.

I'm not dressing my child in body armor, I'm dressing myself in it. I use it when I wear my trauma kits at protests while wearing bright and friendly red cross symbols to signal my purpose.

If some asshole ends up bringing a gun, he'll look at me first which gives everyone not wearing armor time.