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@christyparker.bsky.social

49 Followers  |  16 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.6744

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I’m a woman. I like Trans Women just fine, thanks.

14.01.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As the delegate from The Straight Bitches, I concur.

09.01.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@jeffmas444.bsky.social

I’m here. Still trying to figure out how it works, but I don’t use social media as much as I used to. I followed @petertjfox.bsky.social & @mattlightner.bsky.social too.

09.01.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I totally do that. Like if someone startles me? β€œOMG, I just crapped my little cat pants.”

08.01.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite self-created catchphrase is β€œCrapped his little cat pants.”

Back in the olden days, our dog startled our cat and I yelled, β€œI think Ralphie just crapped his little cat pants.”

And it stuck. It’s wonderfully annoying and useful.

08.01.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit, that is the girliest thing I’ve ever heard.

Well, as long as you make sure some of that junk food is chocolate.

08.01.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably so, but not illegal.

31.12.2024 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes and no. Defacing bills is only illegal if it makes them unspendable.

31.12.2024 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

President Carter died, and I can honestly say that his death has caused me to be fundamentally changed.

I’m not just shaken to the core but fully changed.

I’m a different person now than I was Sunday morning.

31.12.2024 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Accidentally? Or through fertility treatments?

31.12.2024 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or maybe that’s just how psycho the world is that this seemed possible

30.12.2024 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. I get that now that Emily has explained it to me. Thanks!

30.12.2024 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I was unaware. I thought it was actually NYT. Guess I should have looked closer.

30.12.2024 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to say this. Peanut Brittle? How about donating to Habitat.

Thanks for being on the right page.

30.12.2024 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh. Dad’s about to stop this car.

27.11.2024 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How lovely and sweet. Thank you for being you.

27.11.2024 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@featherheedman.bsky.social Follow me back, woman! I mean, I know it may be hard to figure out who this is, as I have such a cryptic handle.

27.11.2024 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they are preparing to reprogram him with newer AI that’s better able to emulate human reactions.

27.11.2024 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the more beers you open, the drunker he becomes. Could add complexity to gameplay.

26.11.2024 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So RFK Jr is basically the iron man suit, but with less flair?

26.11.2024 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A little worm told me so.

26.11.2024 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He will be the first to tell you that others write them and edit them and he just reads them. He’s actually a pretty good guy who is both interesting and an ally.

And he properly credits his staff.

25.11.2024 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He no longer hosts other channels. That ended sometime earlier this year or the end of last year.

24.11.2024 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I first came to FB in 2008, I think. Those first few years were glorious.

We were sharing pics of cakes we baked & art we made. Kids and grandkids. New boyfriend, new wife, new daughter in law.

Fun things to meet up for. Sad reasons that we need space.

It was glorious. And we muffed it.

22.11.2024 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best way to eat an elephant…

22.11.2024 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, once the battle is over, they’ve exhausted all of their calories and can’t hurt you anymore.

22.11.2024 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was an avid reader. 3-4 novels per week. Then the migraines started. I gave up reading, no more headaches.

When the Kindle K3 came out, my husband bought me one. I thought he was nuts. But he was right, it was the dust in the books (even new ones) giving me headaches.

I’m allergic to dust.

22.11.2024 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in my 50s. I appreciate your diligent work at helping me stave off dementia and memory loss.

Not all heroes wear capes.

22.11.2024 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. If you look up the definition of β€œread,” it says to interpret or understand the written word either with the eyes or by other means (such as Braille or listening).

Reading Braille has been considered reading since its invention, so audiobooks should be too.

22.11.2024 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you may have missed the joke. I wasn’t suggesting that libraries are actually hard to find.

17.11.2024 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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