Sean Keane

My set went waffles, chocolate, what's the deal with standard NBA metrics that underrate the impact of non-traditional wings like Toumani Camara, King Leopold II on OK Cupid, and then I pulled a muscle doing my "Jean-Claude Van Damme on Dancing With The Stars" bit and couldn't get to Ajay.

I did a show tonight where the audience was mostly Belgian MBA students and I admit it was mistake to talk about Toumani Camara as much as I did.

I assume each coach gets another four replay challenges for double overtime

The constant tedious video reviews are ruining a close Virginia-Notre Dame game, and ruining the night of anyone who wants to watch high-level tournament tennis instead of stunningly mediocre college hoops.

They hope sports helps you forget Alex Pretti. Make them abolish ICE instead. An essay on slave patrol resistance, anarchist calisthenics, the NBA trying to return to normal via a Warriors and Wolves game, and ICE abolition.

For my latest piece, I spent the weekend writing about sports' response to the killing of Alex Pretti, slave patrol resistance in 1850s Boston, anarchist calisthenics, and overcoming nihilism to ensure we abolish ICE.
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Brutal Sunday for beautifully-named coaches.

Weird that hiring away a few checked-out Tory alcoholics from British dailies and emphasizing op eds about Why Your Boss Deserves A Tax Cut didn't deliver better results but what can you do? What, at the end of the day, can you do?

Target Center crowd erupts with “FUCK ICE” following the moment of silence for Alex Pretti

Perhaps the most important political statement ever made after doing a dunk off a trampoline.

Timberwolves hold a moment of silence for Alex Pretti

Joe Buck’s favorite band!

America has needed a second Corbin Smith doing Seahawks commentary for YEARS!

Isaiah Thomas is a real one and a true Pizza Guy.

Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts

Would we be better off as a country if Larry Ellison had been able to buy the Warriors in 2010 and focused on ruining the NBA instead of the USA?
#StephCurryRuinedCBS

Telecast of the AFC Championship begins with a speech about America’s 250 years of “freedom and unity.” Multiple people saw the script this weekend and decided, exactly right, no notes.

This is 100% the Richard Nixon approach.

Drew Brees is the last and possibly only successful man named “Drew.” Just go with “Andy” guys.

This is the NFL version of Reddit detectives thinking they’d solved the Boston Marathon bombing but with worse science.

not really?

OK?

I might not be the right person to make those jokes.

He’s gotta notice there’s a buccal fat deposit in that normal human cheek and pull the trigger on that procedure before Father Time can react!

That’s some 2002 playoffs stuff.

I want to hear Tom Brady analyzing the decision-making process when an NFL quarterback decides to get veneers.

In honor of Bill Walsh, we will only tell West Coast offensive jokes.

Illegal touching will not be tolerated.

It’s going to be an all-out blitz of comedy!

We are doing a night of football-themed comedy for Super Bowl Week on Friday, Feb. 6 at the Punch Line in San Francisco. Don’t fumble your chance at a ticket!

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“Sign with the Seahawks as a free agent. We’ll see each other twice a season.”
“Brock…you are my 12th man.”