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David Stern and Tim Donaghy rigged the 2002 Western Conference Finals because America wasn't ready for this kind of unbridled sexuality.

In Doug's own words, "Buckle up. For the real ones, buckle up."

Shirtless photo of former Sacramento Kings guard Doug Christie, circa the early 2000's. He's wearing jeans and a belt and showing off his abs.

You know what? Here's former Kings player and current Kings coach Doug Christie. No wonder his wife didn't let him talk to other women!

The tagline for BigDonsBoys.com is "These Dreamboats Are All Tall Ships"

Vlade Divac, Jason Williams, Peja Stojakovic, and Doug Christie pose shirtless surrounding a shirtless Chris Webber, who holds a basketball in two hands. This is the 2000-01 Sacramento Kings starting five.

And here's the 2000-01 Kings bonding, though it feels like White Chocolate can sense he's about to get traded and won't get as close to his boys.

If you liked shirtless Peja tenderly cradling a basketball, you will love Young Water Polo Vlade Divac.

Peja Stojakovic.

Lord help us we have six more weeks of those old ladies sledding ahead of us.

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

Giants broadcaster defends new manager against former manager’s criticism Duane Kuiper and Joe Maddon get into battle of insulteds

What a headline by @seankeane.bsky.social ... and what a silly little story

Olshey is also a cautionary tale about hiring a GM who is too handsome, though it's possible Rob Pelinka's good looks hypnotized Nico into settling for a single first-round pick in the Luka trade.

That summer of 2016 where Olshey had just proved that the Blazers would thrive with athletic hard-nosed wings surrounding Dame and then he gave huge contracts to Allen Crabbe, Meyers Leonard, and Even Turner, hoo boy.

"That we have been made to think about Harrison this much, at all, is perhaps the greatest indicator of his failure. There is a strong correlation between the broader fandom of basketball knowing who an executive is and that executive’s job being in trouble."

Some premium Wilmes stuff right here.

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

Seeing those old ladies sledding in the Amazon ad leads me to believe that theater finally fired the singing janitor.

Fernando Mendoza is proof of the incredible things a player can achieve when he’s free of the stink of Cal football.

He's from Modesto, so you can understand how moving to Reno was aspirational for him.

In 2002 I wrote “Weekend At Cheney’s” which is about George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld covering up Dick Cheney’s death by walking his corpse around during a Middle East peace summit. Can’t believe he made it 23 more years.

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Track list:
1. Friday I’m Kevin Love, The Cure
2. Kevin Is A Waste On The Cavs, Belinda Carlisle
3. Kevin Love Pick n’ Roll, Joan Jett
4. Traded Love, Soft Cell
5. Kevin Love’s In A Hopeless Place, Calvin Harris
6. Somebody For Love, Queen
7. No Dunks, TLC

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When you die, you don’t regret the seven parody songs about Kevin Love throwing a ball at Cedi Osman in 2020 you wrote. You regret the Kevin Love songs you didn’t write. Anyway, here’s the playlist:

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The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight

Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise

Gold Gloves go to both halves of SF Giants’ battery Patrick Bailey wins another Gold Glove; Logan Webb wins his first.

The first Gold Glove batter in a dozen years, as told by @seankeane.bsky.social

The Blue Jays having Jack Morris throw out the first pitch is just wretched vibes. Honestly an insane decision. Dave Stieb is right there!

Mac Jones and Drake Maye are a combined 12-4 this season.
#ThePatriotWay

Skyy Moore is the greatest 49ers punt returner with the same name as a Paw Patrol heroine in history.

The time has come for Tony LaRu
MC Hammer now has long been fired
As long as we have Welch and Stew
And vials of andro as a fortifier

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