@seankeane.bsky.social
Standup comedy, sports writing, posts about historical figures being dirtbags. Roundball Rock is the podcast.
OK the song is actually called βRude.β
07.10.2025 21:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bill Simmons dropped this banger today:
ββ¦theyβre like those really overprotective parents that have to make sure their kids are in car seatsβ
Doug Flutie looking dangerously similar to Skip Bayless in the newest testosterone for impotent former athletes commercials.
07.10.2025 06:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was really just the volume but as I left the execrable βMarry Her Anywayβ song came on
07.10.2025 00:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Today, I complained to a CVS employee that the music in the store was too loud, and am thus officially washed. Please respect my family's privacy at this time.
06.10.2025 21:55 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1God definitely hates the Giants, yes.
19.09.2025 22:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A fond farewell to a regular-season great.
19.09.2025 22:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
CNN headline reading "Kum & Go is going away. Its new owner is rebranding all of its locations"
We have found the Cracker Barrel of the left:
12.09.2025 03:06 β π 393 π 76 π¬ 29 π 40
We scheduled a standup show for 9/11/01 at Blakeβs in Berkeley and went through with it because we had no way to refund peopleβs tickets. That being said, I probably shouldnβt have hosted the open mic afterward just because people signed up. Anyway, this was my set list.
11.09.2025 18:16 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This podcast turned me into a rabid Giuliani Fender Bender Truther.
07.09.2025 01:38 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
New episode of @roundrockpod.bsky.social featuring the boys from the FML Fantasy Premier League pod and @jackbedrosian.bsky.social schooling me on the corporate interests that ruined youth basketball. Socialist journalism and soccer? Weβre so European.
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BSJ Exclusive: Kawhi Leonard's reported side-deal with Aspiration is nearly twice what was originally reported, which put the questionable commitment to him closer to Clippers owner Steve Ballmer's $50 million investment ... which itself has a curious twist.
04.09.2025 14:20 β π 90 π 17 π¬ 2 π 9theyβll just move him to a different parish and heβll do it again
29.08.2025 06:00 β π 4280 π 922 π¬ 48 π 7Trying not to be crass but the first guardsperson to loudly defect and be really online about it would gain the romantic attention of so many resist types that they could effectively retire
01.09.2025 04:06 β π 155 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
World-class comedian and long-suffering Chicago Bulls fan @jamesfritz.bsky.social joins us to talk hoops, his new album βOld Man Yells At Crowd,β and Obamaβs all-time starting five. (Small forward is a drone)
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This is a truly insane story and a cautionary tale for any European crypto bros who are considering a cocaine-fueled adventure to a replica of the White House in rural Kentucky. Also Chris Cuomo said he almost killed himself after CNN fired him, but only because Italians are so passionate.
12.08.2025 18:14 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Jerar Encarnacion is the unluckiest man in baseball, but the Giants finally solved the dastardly Pittsburgh Pirates.
07.08.2025 00:55 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The San Francisco Giantsβ¦
August 2, 2024: 55-56
August 2, 2025: 55-56
The main lesson from the Sydney Sweeney controversy is that sometimes people really, really hate puns.
03.08.2025 01:32 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Our most alpha guest @corbinsmith.bsky.social joined @roundrockpod.bsky.social to talk about Damian Lillardβs return to Bridgetown and say βDaddyβ a lot.
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Putting on sunscreen today feels like Iβm spraying water on the ashes of a house that burned down.
26.07.2025 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This was over decade ago and remains one of the all time great public comment sessions before any legislative body.
Comedians came out in force to speak in support of a tenant protection law and to mock real estate speculators & landlord lobbyists.
@natogreen.bsky.social
@katewillett.bsky.social
Justin Verlander finally has a win, or so says @seankeane.bsky.social www.mccoveychronicles.com/2025/7/23/24...
24.07.2025 00:38 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I took it as βThatβs not a real ageβ more than the kid doubting the existence of numbers above 40.
21.07.2025 22:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I also got a flood of questions asking me which was faster among various pairings of two animals.
21.07.2025 22:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0For the record, I knew all the children and two were related to me. I'm not approaching random young people and frightening them about impending death.
21.07.2025 05:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Talked to a table of children today and told them my age and one of them said, "That's not a real number!"
21.07.2025 05:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
One of the good things about working a height-of-summer Sunday Shift is you can wander down a rabbit hole re: the 1986 Mets getting in a fight at a Houston club called Cooter's Executive Games And Burgers without missing anything important. defector.com/39-years-ago...
20.07.2025 20:03 β π 407 π 46 π¬ 32 π 13I was raised in California and I have been in one bar fight. It lasted three seconds.
20.07.2025 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New phrase to whisper to myself in the mirror unlocked.
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