Carolyn Miller

Is your team no longer in the MLB postseason? Want to hop on the Mariners bandwagon? We will welcome you with open arms! Here are some reasons why you should join us.
- We've never been to the WS, let alone won it.
- Our best player has a nickname celebrating his big ass.

just imagining a sweaty, bloodshot-eyed RFK calling up Akira Yamaoka at 3AM about this

I hired an insect to look after my money, it is my accountant

my profile picture may be a giant chicken but I am not

You may be gaining a fourth soon, though who it is I CANNOT SAY

also I love that this is so obviously TMBG

YouTube video by Strong Bad - Topic The Decoupage

YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THE FUNNEL CAKE www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLcr...

I am so encouraged because I do NOT look like somebody named Carolyn

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Annoyed People

Mild Anxiety. At The Piano Bar

I don't think I knew this podcast existed until just now but pardon me while I queue up several hours of it based solely on the title

people using the verb "ejaculated" in the sense of abruptly yelling something needs to happen more often because it barely ever happens and is hilarious every time

I'm glad that popular vibrator developer Hitachi is hard at work improving Maryland's transportation infrastructure

there you go, @pengarr.postes.club XD

AuDHD is a frustrating acronym because I really doubt I have a deficit of autism

I just bought an EV and I thought that was it, but then I realized that pretty much the whole last couple years has been it

Focus on the Family Founder James Dobson dies at 89 Conservative Christian leader James Dobson, who founded Focus on the Family and was once called "the nation's most influential evangelical leader," died Thursday.

May the harm you have caused be repaired by myriads who work to erase your name and eradicate your footprint from this earth in every way

aka

byeeee

YouTube video by eebrozgi Void Stranger OST - Lax Lullaby

being feeling very Gor-esque lately and trying to get out of that malaise. This song fits them so perfectly.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jo5...

For me, the worst version of this is when I’m in the woods or a park. It’s annoying when it’s blaring in the city or the store but it’s the city. Cities are noisy. Part of living there is some people are annoying. But hiking and I’m hearing your music or worse Tik Tok? What are we even doing here?

This is why the cynical part of me feels like it's not gonna catch on, but I'm glad it's working for NYC in this case. Maybe at least some of the rest of us will take a cue, I don't know.

I wish it was because of a cat, I woke up because my brain yelled at 6am 😔

I remember the first time I heard that song and just being in disbelief at how bad each successive lyric was, "black panties with an angel's face" probably comes out on top, though

A photo of me in a red crab mascot costume, holding a sign that says “Fascism makes me crabby.”

Annapolis, you sure showed up for #NoKings this morning! I’m glad the anti-fascist crab could bring everyone so much joy, even if I sweated out a gallon of water in the process. 😆 🦀 #NoKingsAnnapolis #Maryland

I wish I could disagree but I mean...yeah XD

Okay, this is the ONE time I'll give a cybertruck a pass

And yeah, I'm playing it on my phone, needed something to pass the hours during extensive downtime on graveyard shift last week

If you have a room in your dungeon that looks like this, probably not gonna be too good of a time

Me playing Dragon Quest II: hey, this isn't bad at all, cool expansion of the world of the first game, some interesting twists for the time, why do people not like this? *gets to endgame* oh I get it

if Trump sells his Tesla but you only slapped a bumper sticker on yours I am going to be RUTHLESS with you