Calamity Caitlin

❤️

Zohran should propose “Cuomo’s Law”, a law that bars sex offenders from being mayor of New York City

Yes.

Ooooh 😍😍😍

Aww that's very romantic. My husband brings me things he hears me griping I don't have, like cheese, or oatmeal raising cookies, and we are still married MANY years later. Your fiance is on the right track. 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰

I saw a frog today! And at some point I rubbed my face with the back of my gardening gloves and now my face smells bad, despite scrubbing.

Whee! 🤣🤣🤣

This is nuts. Also last time I bought scissors it was something like $20 for a 36 pack amd they were real sharp. So like. Enforce this how, motherfuckers? ✂️✂️✂️

Misha's Charity blue plaid faux polaroids on a paper cutter

Ran outta everything this week!

Black eye bags make poodle look dirty but I scrub those! I swear!

Poodle did not get a walk he got to sit around while I weeded and then he got to hunt whatever it was he smelled for a while and also he got a shaved snoot.

Because of the awful little burrs all around his mouth.

Now he look like an old man but it is just protein stains. 🤣🤣🤣

It's too hot and the air is dirty but poodle wants walk 😭😭😭

Figured out the shipping to make it free over $75. Can't see a way anyone wins if i have to add shipping into all the lower prices then there's no volume savings for any customer.

I suddenly remember I should have sent a note once a month for the next 3 years and feel guilty as hell before I promptly forget again, shouldn't that cover it honestly 🤣😭☠️. AyDeeHaitchDeeee ugh

Sex is getting scrubbed from the internet, but a billionaire can sell you AI nudes Grok’s nonconsensual deepfakes show how hollow the online safety push can be.

Sex is getting scrubbed from the internet, but a billionaire can sell you AI nudes

It feels like yesterday

Ewwwwwwww I'm so sorry (and angry)

Got your message when I work up and had a little cry. I'm so sorry Neil 💔

You can switch back to Google Assistant from Gemini in your phone's settings. If you have the Gemini app, open it, tap i , your profile picture, go to Settings, then ""Digital assistants from Google," and select "Google Assistant." If you don't have the Gemini app, go to your Android Settings, then Google > All Services > Settings for Google Apps > Search, Assistant CA Voice > Google Assistant > C Digital assistants from Google, and select "Google Assistant."

Hallelujah, it CAN be done.

Fuck off Gemini, and your "double check the answer bc Gemini can make mistakes!"

The queries have started about “What if I only used a little bit of AI for my story submission.”
The answer is, fuck AI. Uncanny Magazine doesn't want your story. There is no grey area here. Send us a story using AI for any aspect, it will be auto-rejected and you will be banned. Period.

AAAAUGH 🤣🤣🤣

I feel this should be a bigger story, right?

Poodle sitting in a stream.

Aaand dog in a stream. 🥰🥰🥰

Poodle on grass in golden liglight. Poodle is all mud from the chest down.

Bonus this VERY MUDDY POODLE who just had a bath today. 🤣🤣🤣

Still a lot of smoke in the air between us and the not too far away ridgelines. Orange sunset over a field.

Today's #SerenityToShare. I saw a bunny! And I'm pretty sure Benny tried to chase a bear!

Noooo dream me used to feel verrrry sleepy like this was an insurmountable state of dreamy masklessness and the sleepiness was why I forgot, but last time my brain tried, "but we did the profi spray so it's probably fiiiine," and I woke up and had a STERN TALK WITH ME. 🤣🤣🤣

🥰🥰🥰

Coolcool thank you! I'll do another pass after dog walkies 🥰🥰🥰

Please clap, I finished my Shirt Fitting Guide.

Wait, even better, please look at it and tell me if it makes sense. :-D

waywardplaids.com/about/size-c...

I routinely have nightmares about this. o.O

Cat is forcing dog to cuddle

My GOODNESS the profanity coming out of this area right now (growls. They are growls 🤣🤣🤣)

Good!!!