Lewis Ruff

a man in a blue shirt is standing next to a woman laying on a bed ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing next to a woman laying on a bed

Have you checked people can still see and hear you?

At the

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day and he thinks Farage is the right man to sort Britain out. He says he reminds him of one of the commanders he fought alongside with distinction. In the next few weeks he's going to auction off his medals and donate all the money to Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Absolute perfection. #Reform

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

The alien from They Live! Then he's laughing and it says They Laugh! then he's doing that heart thing with his hands and it says They Love!

The weekend is here!

a 6" embroidery hoop with a cross-stitched Tonberry, designed by SugarBplays on Etsy. a Tonberry is a reoccurring Final Fantasy enemy who doesn't appear terribly dangerous, being a small green amphibian in a shabby brown hooded robe. but the chef's knife it carries can instantly kill you, as indicated by the "-99999" above its head.

feeling stabby 🔪

Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under today’s deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West." Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about. In fact I know you do." Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."

lol

Tributes paid to Aylesbury WW2 veteran, 106, who loved custard Leslie Lemon's granddaughter describes him as

Hope Leslie made a will or there could be a custardy battle.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Forum “Fun & Food”, Krakow, Poland [OC] r/brutalism

Little known fact that Grover Cleveland used to ride around the world in the Statue of Liberty and have sensitive national security discussions inside it, before taking possession of it himself after he left office.

This implies that your dad has been relegated

Only one of these two members of Congress below have been censured by Congress for alleged bigotry.

Guess which one?

Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem. The featured text is the form of a Q and A. I see. Will you do it over the phone? Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely. Let's hear it. Mortal Kombat!

Bring back proper games journalism.

"Name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

Take That's Gary Barlow confirms he will appear in Star Wars movie. This is actually an ITV News article from about 8 years ago, but I thought it was quite funny.

He's playing Darth Vader's nephew, Taksi.

Two headlines, the first reads "Man in serious condition after house falls on him" The second reads "One man can stop housing crash"

He tried . . .

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

What’d she do? Return a Tesla?

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

To be fair this is peak efficiency - they must have at least halved workloads for the people who make IEDs in one fell swoop

Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a close up of Samuel L. Jackson with a cigarette in his mouth. Text reads "Hold onto your butts"

when the butt thief is in town

Yard sign text: Christmas Bazaar & Craft Show Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday, December 1st

You should've been there. We kicked those kids' asses.

4 panel comic P1: We begin with the words "It's... TRUNGLE!" Beneath that, 'gainst a background pink, the eponymous Trungle! Imagine a blue bucket that's been turned upside down. Coming out of its opening are a pair of distressingly human looking --and very bare-- legs. On the surface of the "bucket," an all too human face, which smiles with a slightly open-mouthed serenity. A little purple wide brimmed hat sits at a jaunty angle on their "head" P2: a borderless panel. At the top, a yellow caption box which reads "Everypeople enjoy Trungle!" Below that, a group of people --at a faded in the background-- stare down with adoration at Trungle, who walks toward us in the foreground P3: A high POV, as we look down on Trungle, who --backlit-- walks ever on, smile unwavering. A crowd of people part down the middle to make way for him. P4: Trungle --in silhouette-- walks toward a cave entrance in a high roxk wall, which has an ominous green glow within. A line of smiling people follow behind him. An anxious pink sky on the horizon. The final caption boxes read "Follow Trungle into rock hole!" "Trungle! FRIEND TRUNGLE!!"

trungle!
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Sorry to be a dangerous extremist and also SO naive and like a child with student politics but a country shouldn't have 83+ school shootings in a year.

IG reels with a man and a robot woman which says : I hate to say this but l definitely see this happening in the next 10-20 years if women don't start lowering their standards. It's very sad too because you should want an ACTUAL human CONNECTION.

women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic

He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town