Goblin

Finally graduated from functioning alcoholic to struggling alcoholic 👨🏻‍🎓

Tried being creative and wrote something devastating, won’t be trying that again!

Not mad about getting older, it’s just an ugly number ://

29 tomorrow :/

Just saw Six The Musical and I thiiiink I’ve found my new fixation ☺️

My first ever pokemon

I would be so hot sexy and fun if I wasn’t an alcoholic rip

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See exactly I would marry you but if my curls disappeared you’d have to host my funeral 🤷🏻‍♂️

I am very attracted to bald men but if I start to bald I WILL kill myself

Whelp I clean shaved and instantly hated myself again

My favourite thing in the world to do is sing but being mediocre really dampens the vibe

I think in an alternate life I would’ve loved to have been a performer

Rare selfie of me smiling post 2020

Public holiday tomorrow means g&t’s in my snorlax oodie tonight

I have a crush on every man who’s ever cut my hair

It’s my favourite spread!

Sad because I got a new phone and now I can’t blame my cracked front screen for my bad selfies 😔

Not what I would pick BUT I am an Aries!

Treating myself this Friday 🙏🏻

jfc I just had a “did I leave the stove on” moment except I HAD left the stove on for like 3 hours 🫠

American Teenager by Ethel Cain even though it’s objectively sad lmao I just ignore the hidden meaning and vibe

I’ve only lived alone for a couple months but I am never living with people again I’ve finally found peace 😌

This has definitely been the weirdest year of my life

I live in a hotel surely I get to see a ghost at some point

Idk about that 🤔

Rewatched all of us strangers tonight because apparently I’m a glutton for misery

Bring her back 😭

I miss my long hair ☹️

My toxic trait is not believing hot people when they post about being sad or whatever

Drunk? On a Wednesday?!?