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Salt named world's biggest fumbler by Forbes, more at 11 #ii #osc #art

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In the cold revealing light of the morning, as I go about my mundane daily tasks, without warning or reason I will stare into the middle distance and imagine a vast expanse of darkness. A starless, ancient, eternal night. And I imagine myself as an atronaut unmoored from his spacefaring vessel, his only reference to reality shrinking until it becomes part of the nothingness. Dying, lost forever, cosmically forgotten. And then I move on with my day.

1 Year on T... Mario hangs his hat on a nearby rack then notices himself in the mirror. He says "it's-a me..." Tears of joy stream down his cheeks and he finishes "Mario"

#BFDI flower !!

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A man says "I'd like to buy this candy bar, please to a store clerk. The man lays three, bleeding severed fingers on the counter." The clerk says "uh, that candy bar doesn't cost three severed fingers." The customer says "sorry, sorry, here's more fingers." He dumps a few more fingers on the counter much to the clerk's dismay.

I forgor

Werner Herzog on Animation. Werner Herzog says "I agreed to be on American Dad, but not Family Guy... I was intrigued by its subversive critique of our modern surveillance state. I am less interested in the actions of Peter Griffin... whose only purpose is to be a despicable clown."

A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.

Surprise!

A lightbulb appears over a man's head indicating that he has an idea. Suddenly two more lighbulbs pop up. Then several more, much to the man's dismay. He is being chased by an infinitely spawning field of lightbulbs. Another man comments "he took the cartoon Adderall." another man squints his eyes and says "foolish lad."

Posted this on Instagram today months after I posted it on Tumblr and a few weeks after posting here and I hope she doesn't ask about it when she comes to town for the holidays cause how do I explain object shipping to her

serious business

A coach points his hand at a basketball player who's on the bench. He says "alright kid, you're in." The kid gets up, but the coach stops him and says "no. not you." The bench starts moving and gets on the court, leaving the kid to stand by himself, dejected.

more mons

Sent this comic to my friend group chat and got sent this the next day. Ms. Decline can you see the future???

Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad introduces him to an elderly smoking man and says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is "[redacted]" Arthur looks on in terror, clearly shaken to his core by the statement.

A man with a spade, mortar and a brick says "whatup gamers? we're doing the cask of Amontillado challenge." We see another man's placid face peeking out from behind a wall that is about to be completely sealed with bricks. He says "remember to like, comment and subscribe." As more bricks are put into place, we see less and less of his vacantly smiling face. Finally, the man is entirely obscured behind a brick wall.

A news anchor "it's now been several days since the Earth transformed into Dracula." "Scientists have indeed confirmed that the face rising out of the planet's surface is definitely Dracula's." One of the scientists confirms "yep, that's Dracula." The news anchor then says "we go to The Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan for comment." Billy Corgan says "the world is a vampire."

A man in an old-timey sleeping cap and pajamas says to another man in the same outfit "I am not kissing your Bionicles goodnight. You are 35 years old." The man holding up the Bionicle makes puppy dog eyes at his partner until his partner sigh, relents and kisses the Bionicle with an annoyed expression on his face. The other man looks chuffed.

A depressed man says "well there goes the last of the dopamine." He sits on the coutch and says "maybe if I watch all my favourite TV shows again I can get it back." Months pass. His beard grow steadily. After finishing, he now has a ZZ Top beard. "It didn't work," he says.

hoppip and lilac

they're making a bouquet

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